Because I am the Fucking prophet.......

[notanewbie]

I am not sure about being a prophet or a pharaoh but Raphael said it was nice being a puppet.

That was for you Mr. C.

[obiwansalami]

Originally Posted by simpleton

Now this post is getting past the ridiculous and into the unfucking believable.

I know you know who the (fucking) prophet is, but don't tell me you can't see the pharaoh in this thread?

[TexasGator]

Interesting turn this thread has taken. Something for everyone!

Prophesy, scripture, movie quotes, humorous analogies, and some damn good advice. True, there's a few personal jabs, retorts, and even some good ol' fashioned grade school name calling.



The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Some are playing



...others



and one lost soul .... well...



Just another day on the farm.

Oh did someone mention Cliff's Notes?



Never let it be said that I didn't lend a helping hand when needed. If you're having a bad day or just feel the need to lash out at someone without even the slightest provocation, take a deep breath, and rub some of this on and around the genital region. I hear it works wonders.

[boardman]

Originally Posted by notanewbie

I am not sure about being a prophet or a pharaoh but Raphael said it was nice being a puppet.

That was for you Mr. C.

Now there's a persona that hasn't shown up since, oh,.........well, since the coin op changed hands.............hmmmmmmmmmm

[TexasGator]

Originally Posted by carkido45

the prophet and his priest and pet gator can kiss my ? .

I don't know what I said to warrant it, but I love it when he talks dirty. It's so... cute.

[bbkid]

Originally Posted by TexasGator

I don't know what I said to warrant it, but I love it when he talks dirty. It's so... cute.

TG, I don't think he was trying to be nice.

[Mr Clever]

Originally Posted by notanewbie

I am not sure about being a prophet or a pharaoh but Raphael said it was nice being a puppet.

That was for you Mr. C.

I have nothing.....actually, that's a lie. But, I've promised to be nice.

Ok......that's a lie. I'm freaking tired of being nice.

Originally Posted by boardman

Now there's a persona that hasn't shown up since, oh,.........well, since the coin op changed hands.............hmmmmmmmmmm

The little bitch is here....him and all his fake handles. But, he knows he's shown his true colors, embarrassed himself as a White Knight. Shit, I'd hide to if I made myself look like an ass the way he did.

[Trisha2nite]

That was fucking hottt!

[pyramider]

Originally Posted by carkido45

Not looking at your dick can only can see the top of your head anyway... and quit abusing animals or I'll call PETA.

Now that would be sweet. PETA's Pam Anderson has allowed the multitudes to pound her kitty.

[TexasGator]

Originally Posted by bbkid

TG, I don't think he was trying to be nice.

Au contraire! I don't go that way, but I know a mancrush when I see one.

[chicagoboy]

Originally Posted by dearhunter

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Chicagoboy, of the second generation of the hobby board, prophesied also about them when he said, "Two Rules of Holes
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#1 – If you find yourself in one, stop digging.
#2 – If you are unable to obey #1, at least try not to shovel the muck onto your own head.

How old must one be before one is no longer just a minor prophet?

[ANONONE]

ANON: What's that Elijah?

"JUST A MOMENT, MY SON. . ."



ANON: Damn, did that bird just bring you condoms from heaven?

"ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE TO THOSE THAT MAKE FRIENDS WITH WISDOM, MY SON. THIS BIRD COMES ALSO WITH A MESSAGE. TELL THOSE SONS OF BAAL THAT GIVE EAR TO THE BLASPHEMERS THAT THEIR GOD MUST BE ON THE SHITTER. . .FOR I SEE NO FIRE IN THEIR STACKED WORSHIP."



"SO, YOU WANT TO SEE SOME FIRE?"



"RUN, BITCHES!!!!"

[Wayward]

Originally Posted by obiwansalami

I was watching history channel last nite and it was about the book of Exodus and how Moses cast 10 plagues onto Egyptians because some pharaoh did not want to free Moses' people. It got me thinking: is it better to be a pharaoh or a prophet? At first, one seems to be better off as a pharaoh; you're the top dog in the whole country for at least 25 years with an option to extend it for another 25 if you pass a physical in front of all priests (if not they kill you on the spot, but that's another story for another time). You don't take shit from no one, you get to fuck all the slave woman, and you're a living demigod. On the other hand, if you're a prophet, sun will eventually shine on your ass; the question is what will happen until that moment? Some prophets did OK, like Moses; he did some great shit like exact revenge on his enemy with 10 plagues, but then had to wander around in the desert for quite some time before reaching the promised land. Some did great, like Mohammed, who farted around for 40 years then saw the light, kicked ass and took notes (GWB II, anyone?). But some were really shit out of luck like Jesus, who was a carpeneter, lived with his mom and died a virgin on a cross. About the only sure thing that you can expect from being a prophet is that mothers for generations to come will name their firstborns after you.

So which one would you rather be? A pharaoh or a prophet?

Rare that a post requires or heaven forbid demands thought, but this one had me thinking all day. It's every bit as sage as the f'ing Prophet's post and the fiery words of Ezekiel 25:17 seen though the eyes of a stone killer looking for some redemption.

Maybe the real question should be, if the Pharaoh's were good shepherds would we really need Prophets?

[guest041110]

All come ye

I HAVE FIFTEEN *one crashes to the ground*
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I HAVE TEN TABLETS....

[chicagoboy]

Originally Posted by Wayward

Maybe the real question should be, if the Pharaoh's were good shepherds would we really need Prophets?

Or, did Wyatt Earp turn a Profit as a Faro dealer?