Basic things most guy clients NEVER EVER want to experience Before, During or After a session:
1. Don't want to hear another man's voice (unless he was invited by both of us or perhaps is in the next room getting a bj from your doubles partner and groaning, "Yes, yes, there.....oh....Damn you are so sexy good......Oww...watch the teeth......yes...Oh God....yes."
2. Don't want to hear yelling (as in angry) between you and anyone else. NO ESCALATING DRAMA.
3. Don't want a male or female stranger, friend, SO, pimp, parole officer, pizza delivery guy, plumber, whoever to knock on the door during BCD activities (unless they were invited by both of us or we both knew they were going to visit).
4. Don't want to meet another guy client or lady friend/provider unless everyone involved is clearly cool with it before it happens.
5. Don't want to be interrupted more than once by buzzy, beeping, ringing phones or electronics.
6. Don't want our time to be interrupted by phone calls or by having to listen to you on the phone with anyone.....except maybe if it is your Mom or Dad.
7. Dont want to be secretly photographed or video recorded.
8. Don't want to be watched or followed.
9. Don't want to see, notice or find out that you have a weapon very close by. (If I am gonna see it, give me some advanced warning so I am not surprised)
10. Don't want to meet in person or be called or texted on my phone by another guy who is your SO, pimp or "manager" asking for more money, whether I had a good time, or to answer a survey, whatever. (Instead, it would be so much better if only you called or texted me personally.)
Yes, there may be some exceptions and additions to the above.
Yes, most of the above also apply to what most providers NEVER EVER want to experience as well.
All of the above are common sense for almost all reputable providers and clients. Yup, all the above have NEVER been considered as OK or moderately acceptable hooker etiquette by anyone who plans on having regulars or repeat visits. Oh, and the above are not the basics; They are the common sense norm.
Finally, when something like one of the above does happen, at least have the courtesy to apologize if you would like them to visit again.
HELLO????