PIMP? Anyone? Anyone?

[pyramider]

Originally Posted by Jack Flash

Need to run to McDonalds and login with their wifi.

Like all the other pimp wannabees?

[lisa.lisa0302]

I wonder how long it took for him to text all that to ladies. Guess he got tired of using his prepaid minutes, and said fuck it, and posted an ad.

The sad part is, there is somebody blowing up his email to get a chance to work.

I hope you post your ad.......lmao!!!

Originally Posted by Jack Flash

Saw this on BP tonight.

http://houston.backpage.com/AdultJob...ob-27/11557880

Down And Out Looking For Ladies In Need Of Serious Help That Dont Have A Job. - 27
Posted: September 26, 2011, 03:04 PM


LET ME GET STRAIGHT TO THE POINT THIS IS WHAT IM LOOKING FOR LADIES 18 TO 30 OF ALL RACES THATS IN NEED OF SERIOUS HELP GOING THROUGH ALOT AND NO ONE WANTS TO HELP YOU. IM SIR BLACK IF YOU READY TO MAKE MONEY AND BE TAKEN CARE OF AND WANT NICE THINGS IN LIFE AND READY TO FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS THATS GIVEN TO YOU THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. THIS IS A 24/7 PROGRAM DAY AND NIGHT. YOU WILL BE STATIONED IN A HOTEL TAKING CALLS AND MEETING CLIENTS COMPENSATING YOU FOR YOUR TIME. PLUS DOING TRACK WORK. UP ON CALLING ME YOU BASICALLY TELLING ME YOU ARE READY TO WORK. READ THE ENTIRE AD PLEASE. CALL TODAY START TODAY. SIR BLACK 832 4*3 2**5. CALL ANYTIME.
Poster's age: 27

• Location: Houston

What the hell is "Track Work".. I mean I know what Track Marks are..

[US Jordan]

hell no!!! Is it that serious

[MOCHAakaMOCHA]

Sadly I have NO DOUBT he got a LOT of responses :-/

[Sexy Roxanne]

Sadly Jack would even get lots of responses even though he is messing around.

[sexialexis86]

Originally Posted by 1ThickBlond

LMAO!!! You should post this and see how many responses you get.

for real and then post the responses in here that shit would bes ooooo funny.....


i thinki the police will get ahold of his dumbass first honestly

[Jack Flash]

I will find a way to post my fucked up ad tomorrow and post all the responses here if the mods allow it

[Jack Flash]

I posted my ad, lets see how long it gets to stay up before someone flags it and they remove. I will let ya'll know how many responses I get. Here is a copy of what I posted. I had to clean it up.

Are You Broke and Homeless and Need a Job? - 69

Posted: September 28, 2011, 08:20 AM
Reply: click here


LET ME GET STRAIGHT TO THE POINT. THIS IS WHAT I AM LOOKING FOR. LADIES 18 TO 30 OF ANY RACE, AS LONG AS YOU ARE HOT AND NOT FAT. YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GHETTO TATTOOS OR YOUR LAST PIMPS NAME ACROSS YOUR CHEST. IF YOU ARE HOMELESS ALL THE BETTER, YOU CAN STAY IN MY CRIB WITH MY OTHER "LADIES". I WILL TREAT YOU GOOD. I WILL GET YOU ALL THE SMACK YOU WANT AND TEACH YOU HOW TO $UK A DICK. MY NAME IS KING JACK AND IF YOU ARE READY TO MAKE A LITTLE BIT OF MONEY AND BE FK'D UP 24/7 AND $UK SOME DICK AT ALL HOURS OF THE NIGHT AND WANT ME TO BUY YOU NICE THINGS AND THEN TAKE THEM AWAY WHEN YOU DON'T ACT RIGHT AND ARE ABLE TO FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS THEN I AM THE MF YOU WANT TO BE WITH. I WILL PIMP YOUR STINKY BUTT OUT ALL NIGHT LONG. YOU WILL BE WORKING OUT OF THE MOST LUXURIOUS SUPER 8 IN HOUSTON MEETING CLIENTS COMPENSATING YOU FOR YOUR SKILLS. IF YOU EMAIL ME YOU'D BETTER BE ABLE TO WORK TONIGHT. EMAIL ME TODAY.

KING JACK

AND YOU WILL BE REQUIRED TO HAVE MY CROWN TATTOO'D ON YOUR LEFT CHEEK
Poster's age: 69

• Location: Houston

[GenesisNicole]

Oh My Goodness!

I can't wait to see the responses!!!

G.N

[Sexy Roxanne]

Oh my look who I am under

This should be funny to see the responses!

[Rezo]

does BP have a "best of" like CL? if not they should get one

[mikkifine]

He is a bold one isn't he?! LOL!

Originally Posted by Jack Flash

Saw this on BP tonight.

http://houston.backpage.com/AdultJob...ob-27/11557880

Down And Out Looking For Ladies In Need Of Serious Help That Dont Have A Job. - 27
Posted: September 26, 2011, 03:04 PM


LET ME GET STRAIGHT TO THE POINT THIS IS WHAT IM LOOKING FOR LADIES 18 TO 30 OF ALL RACES THATS IN NEED OF SERIOUS HELP GOING THROUGH ALOT AND NO ONE WANTS TO HELP YOU. IM SIR BLACK IF YOU READY TO MAKE MONEY AND BE TAKEN CARE OF AND WANT NICE THINGS IN LIFE AND READY TO FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS THATS GIVEN TO YOU THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. THIS IS A 24/7 PROGRAM DAY AND NIGHT. YOU WILL BE STATIONED IN A HOTEL TAKING CALLS AND MEETING CLIENTS COMPENSATING YOU FOR YOUR TIME. PLUS DOING TRACK WORK. UP ON CALLING ME YOU BASICALLY TELLING ME YOU ARE READY TO WORK. READ THE ENTIRE AD PLEASE. CALL TODAY START TODAY. SIR BLACK 832 4*3 2**5. CALL ANYTIME.
Poster's age: 27

• Location: Houston

What the hell is "Track Work".. I mean I know what Track Marks are..

[sweetnaughtybecky]

this idiot also sends out bulk texts with the exact thing written. What a loser!

[osirus09]

Originally Posted by Donkey Dips

WOW! Why the hell would a girl give all their money to them and let them control them anyway. So she bangs him for free and all the Johns that show up and she gives him the money so he can take care of her. Man sometimes people just really show how stupid thay can be.

I really hope that someone isn't stupid enough to take this bait.

they fall for it all the time...that is why most of the girls on BP are not worth the risk. They are pimped out

[osirus09]

Originally Posted by Jack Flash

I tried last night to post it and it wouldn't let me, today I tried again and it won't let me post anything. I think BP blocked my IP. Need to run to McDonalds and login with their wifi.