Okay, one more semi humorous new peeve... taking my butt plugs!
TWICE this year, a girl has noticed some really nice toys in my toy bag, begged to keep a fancy butt plug, promising lots of amazing pics with it in use that night ...and I, heavily under the influence of pussy, relented both times, only to get NO PICS!?!!
Texting “No more damn butt plugs for you, gorgeous...” just doesn’t seem to settle the score.
Okay, I’ll get serious now...sorry I’m in a mood...
Onward with the more mainstream complaints!