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Originally Posted by Fancyinheels
They have their own wardrobe and fashion accessories like my couch, lazy creatures. They trade kisses and wagging tails for my smiles.
I mentioned this in another thread, so might as well here. I have a box of 100 brand new, still shrink-wrapped porn CD's, real raunchy stuff, that I'm willing to sell or trade. They were given to me as an apartment-warming present when I decided to get the permanent incall. I'll never watch them. I like sex movies with actual plots, like "Pirates" and "Batman XXX: A Porn Parody." Anybody interested, and whatcha got to barter?
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Throw in a little Irish Whiskey and it's a date.
You can even keep the movies.
I'll bring my own pork skins. I'm mean, hell, I owe you that much for getting me out of a jam with Wakeup and Val.