09-09-2012, 12:43 PM
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Originally Posted by JD Barleycorn
I have to ask why some apparently intelligent people would stupidly assume that a job loss rate of 800,000 a month would continue without government help. Come on think about it. Liberals are so static in their thinking. Let me give you an example of static thinking relevant to this board. You are driving down the street looking for a little action from a SW. You spy a very hot girl making her way down the sidewalk and she is giving off the looking at the street traffic vibe. Now if you're CJ your front passenger seat if filled up with fast food wrappers and the last four months of porno mags you stole from the 7/11. You pull around the corner and start throwing stuff in the back seat. You also have to clean up those spilled shakes from the floor boards. So you take about three minutes to get ready. You drive back around and (get this) you assume being the static thinker you are that the woman in question will be exactly where you left her. No movement in any direction because you didn't will it. Your same assumption is made about job losses though I don't understand why. We conservatives know that the economy will right itself without government, job losses will cease, and that woman will move further down the street if she doesn't get picked up first.
So to keep saying that the job losses would have continued is the height of stupidity from a thinking person.
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Your story screams projection with experience.
So after throwing all your fast food wrappers in the back seat, throwing all your men’s body building magazines in the back (you know 7-11 doesn’t sell porn), and saying “fuck it” about the spilled shakes, you use conservative thinking and logic to go to the place you think she will be. And there she is. You pull up and negotiate with her. But here your logic has failed you. There are no “very hot” SWs in Shawnee (or Kansas for that matter).
You have been picked up in a police sting. The irony is incredible because the bait is a student in one of your classes. A criminal justice major.
You are denied bail. After spending the night in the tank with the “boys”, your first stop after release is K-mart to buy some sanitary napkins and Preparation H. At checkout your credit card is declined. Your wife has already canceled them. She has taken the kids and moved. After your picture is shown on the news, in the paper and splashed across the internet you lose your job. Within a month you are homeless, penniless and have learned you have contracted Hep C during your “party” in jail.
The moral of this story?
It sucks to be you.
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