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Duthgar1976 · 03-13-2015, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by BrownSugarBaby

A professional provider should have the ability to make her client FEEL like a KING - No matter what he looks like.

Don't fear - You don't have to be a Brad Pitt to hobby - Just be respectful and polite.

Oh i always am BSB. I always try to make the provider feel comfortable when we see each other for the first time. I understand how this all works and because im a tall person i dont want to intimidate anyone. im as gentle as a kitten for someone my size. I'm always respectful and kind, now i do make jokes about myself or maybe somthing more perverted but when im doing that it means im getting comfortable with someone.

BLM69 · 03-13-2015, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Ashphuckems01

How do you feel when you open the door and he looks like this guy?

Is it extremely difficult to get through the session? If so, has it become easier over time? Is it difficult to get around the fat rolls to give him a blowjob... Anyone have any funny stories that they would like to share?

I recognize the picture, his nephew is a famous prank reality star. He has been on his show many times.

Duthgar1976 · 03-13-2015, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by biglatinmale

I recognize the picture, his nephew is a famous prank reality star. He has been on his show many times.

yeah this is Bam Margeras uncle. think this is his mug shot from when he was arrested for trying to have sex with a 17 yearold girl.

FishGuy13 · 03-13-2015, 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by BrownSugarBaby

A professional provider should have the ability to make her client FEEL like a KING - No matter what he looks like.

Don't fear - You don't have to be a Brad Pitt to hobby - Just be respectful and polite.

Damn BSB just wanted to give a quick Hell Yeah! I am still thinking about our time together!

dookie · 03-16-2015, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Duthgar1976

yeah this is Bam Margeras uncle. think this is his mug shot from when he was arrested for trying to have sex with a 17 yearold girl.

Actually he goes by "Don Vito" and is in prison for publicly groping 12 year old girls at an autograph session. Bam Margera's uncle. He got 10 years. He has been in prison for 7 and 1/2 years now.

Guest031919 · 03-16-2015, 10:05 AM

It's kind of strange how you might have amazing chemistry with someone that you might not even look twice at if he were walking down the street.
Have you ever heard the saying that a woman feels sexiest not when YOU look your best but when she feels like SHE looks her best...
For me that's very true. I love men that make me feel sexy with nice compliments, being a gentleman and making me feel liked and appreciated... When you are those things then you'll get the very best me that you can get. No matter what you look like.

Charlotte Breeze · 03-16-2015, 10:48 AM

OP- it doesn't bother me at all. Honestly, he (god I wish I could remember his name I used to watch the show) isn't even that bad. I mean, child diddling aside and all... :-/

But yeah, looks aren't what's important to me. What is, is whether or not you can make me laugh. When you slide your hands around my waist, do they feel confident they belong there? When I am reeeally going to town on you, will you let me know you appreciate it, or will you lay there like this whole thing is just a total but "meh, whatever" surprise?

I want a man who can make me feel good by being with him too. While popular belief says that means he has to look like X, talk like Y, and perform like Z, that's not me. I would much rather someone come through the door ready to have fun and ready to make a connection any day than have any of the other, frivolous "stuff".

Charlotte Breeze · 03-16-2015, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Maggie_May

It's kind of strange how you might have amazing chemistry with someone that you might not even look twice at if he were walking down the street.
Have you ever heard the saying that a woman feels sexiest not when YOU look your best but when she feels like SHE looks her best...
For me that's very true. I love men that make me feel sexy with nice compliments, being a gentleman and making me feel liked and appreciated... When you are those things then you'll get the very best me that you can get. No matter what you look like.

Exactly! A few "damn baby!"s and "holy Jesus!"s will go much farther for a lady than any dress or makeup or Channing Tatum double ever will ;-)

jamiejo · 03-16-2015, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by cheatercheater

C'mon girl!
I am very confident of my looks, my body, and my sexual skills.
Confident that you:
WILL put on your game face when you see me
WILL make sure that all positions do not have my fat ass on top
WILL be laughing with your face in the pillow as I pound away in doggie with my shorty

And I have swag! That look on your face as I'm leaving? I'll pretend it's not because I'm leaving, but because I just gave you the best sex you've experienced! I'll be tellin everbody how I made you give up the big O ten times. My story will include gagging and how you remarked that I was better than the rest. Yeppers I'll be chest thumpin and all that.

Confidence baby!'

Yeah baby! That's what I'm talkin bout!!
Do the Damn thang!
You're already sexy to me with that hot ass sense of humor. Very attractive!

pyramider · 03-16-2015, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Maggie_May

It's kind of strange how you might have amazing chemistry with someone that you might not even look twice at if he were walking down the street.
Have you ever heard the saying that a woman feels sexiest not when YOU look your best but when she feels like SHE looks her best...
For me that's very true. I love men that make me feel sexy with nice compliments, being a gentleman and making me feel liked and appreciated... When you are those things then you'll get the very best me that you can get. No matter what you look like.

How would this go, "Hey hot stuff, let's take a peek at that taint."?

MOCHAakaMOCHA · 03-18-2015, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Ashphuckems01

How do you feel when you open the door and he looks like this guy?

Is it extremely difficult to get through the session? If so, has it become easier over time? Is it difficult to get around the fat rolls to give him a blowjob... Anyone have any funny stories that they would like to share?

I've had my share of clients who looked pretty close to that (not so mughshot-y tho).

I say hello .... give him a big hug and kiss and so on as usual. During screening I always ask for a physical description....I like having a general idea of who I am meeting looks like. But no one (even that guy) is treated less than a king just because he's not ripped or hot like David Beckham. I'm certain he contacted me hoping for a professional and someone who knows what she's doing and damnit that's what he'll get. If he's a big man it won't be a surprise to me. It's not difficult for me anyways to have a session with someone who looks like that and I don't think of it as "getting through the session" ... if he's not a looker that's not a big deal at all. There's always something nice/appealing about a client I can focus on. More often than not guys who look like him are some of the sweetest clients you could meet ... in my experience anyways.

anita · 03-19-2015, 02:16 AM

The bj is easily done if he just lays down. For the rest I'd rather be on top, otherwise it would make for the funny story you're asking for. Plus size ladies on here and they get guys to see them. So just because a guy is big doesn't mean he is unlovable. I'd kiss all the rolls lol. Yup.

Duthgar1976 · 03-19-2015, 03:03 AM

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Originally Posted by MOCHAakaMOCHA

I've had my share of clients who looked pretty close to that (not so mughshot-y tho).

I say hello .... give him a big hug and kiss and so on as usual. During screening I always ask for a physical description....I like having a general idea of who I am meeting looks like. But no one (even that guy) is treated less than a king just because he's not ripped or hot like David Beckham. I'm certain he contacted me hoping for a professional and someone who knows what she's doing and damnit that's what he'll get. If he's a big man it won't be a surprise to me. It's not difficult for me anyways to have a session with someone who looks like that and I don't think of it as "getting through the session" ... if he's not a looker that's not a big deal at all. There's always something nice/appealing about a client I can focus on. More often than not guys who look like him are some of the sweetest clients you could meet ... in my experience anyways.

that explains it then, guess with the fat guys we are so ashamed we try to do anything to be nice to make you girls comfortable. i know im no sexy stud so i try to make yall laugh and be as kind as possible.

I find it amuseing that it seems guys with money can be cheap and fat guys can be the sweetest clients for yall.

Charlotte Breeze · 03-19-2015, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Duthgar1976

that explains it then, guess with the fat guys we are so ashamed we try to do anything to be nice to make you girls comfortable. i know im no sexy stud so i try to make yall laugh and be as kind as possible.

I find it amuseing that it seems guys with money can be cheap and fat guys can be the sweetest clients for yall.

I like to think it's because they aren't used to being treated as kindly, so they know better than most how to treat others that way.

The guy who's used to having "it all"? The money, the cars, the looks, the babes? "It all" probably means less to him, and we ladies aren't big on hanging out with jaded people either.

Duthgar1976 · 03-19-2015, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Charlotte Breeze

I like to think it's because they aren't used to being treated as kindly, so they know better than most how to treat others that way.

The guy who's used to having "it all"? The money, the cars, the looks, the babes? "It all" probably means less to him, and we ladies aren't big on hanging out with jaded people either.

some of my faith in humanity RESTORED.