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Old 11-15-2010, 03:20 PM   #31
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Old 11-15-2010, 04:24 PM   #32
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1) "Don't tell your sister I came by. She gets so damn jealous."

2) "Is it cool if I do _______________? " (fill in the blank with any illegal substance).

3) "My name is Ty Steel"

4) "Is a check okay?"

5) "Plan A canceled on me so I thought I would call you."
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Old 11-24-2010, 11:42 AM   #33
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I had no idea a kid was downstairs...I hauled azz out the back door. forgot my coat too. whoops
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Old 11-24-2010, 01:34 PM   #35
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1) "Don't tell your sister I came by. She gets so damn jealous."

2) "Is it cool if I do _______________? " (fill in the blank with any illegal substance).

3) "My name is Ty Steel"

4) "Is a check okay?"

5) "Plan A canceled on me so I thought I would call you."

Those are funny but look at the fingers and thumb on your hand. That's five. lol
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How about , What are you thinking about?
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