Your *Best* Hobby Experience Yet

[Bikerjoe337]

While I've had a couple great ones...still waiting for the best. Perhaps I'll chase it forever. My grandfather told me to never pass up a piece of ass, it might just be the best you ever had.

[zeejoe]

I was in Las Vegas years ago and met a provider I had seen before in the bar for a few drinks before the session.

We get on the elevator to go up to my room, and a bunch of other people also get on, wearing business-casual stuff and "Hi my name is.." name tags from some convention/business meeting in the hotel. Office supplies, if I remember correctly.

The helpful lady at the front asks everybody "What floor?" and starts pushing buttons for everybody. They're all on the lower floors and teens, but the number I gave her needs a room keycard to even get the elevator to go to the top few floors (I had booked a decent room to start with, but they upgraded me after I complained about the godawful wine-stain in the carpet that was still wet from housekeeping trying to and failing to clean it).

So, between me leaning through the folks to put my card in the panel, and my crazy-hot date who is dressed to kill compared to all the office drones, i'm getting a lot of amused side-eye from everybody. We were obviously there on a different agenda.

After the elevator starts up, stopping frequently, my date, who is enjoying this way more than I am and playing with my hair and rubbing up on me in as we're in the midst of all these people, says - out loud:
"I am going to fuck you 'til you go blind." - and, swear to god, opens her bag and takes out a leather bdsm dog collar. She puts it in my hand, turns around so her back is to me and lifts up her hair for me to put it on her neck, just like in a jewelry commercial.

I'm a veteran who ate a fair amount of dirt in the middle east, but I honestly think the bravest thing I have ever done in my life might have been to put that dog collar on that hot girl in an elevator full of salespeople in Las Vegas, and smile while I did it.

The sex is almost always good, that's why this hobby is so fun.... but you can't buy memories like that.

[Fancylady]

Originally Posted by Prime Time

The free ones.

No hookers offer free fantasies.Hookers happy to accommodate in paid sessions and be on their best behavior for clients.

[Old-T]

Originally Posted by Fancylady

No hookers offer free fantasies.Hookers happy to accommodate in paid sessions and be on their best behavior for clients.

Technically, two of my three best dates actually were free--at least in terms of what I paid the lady for them.

Best multi-hour date: Jaycee Rivers, as reviewed on here.

Best overnight: a lady whose birthday is a couple days after mine. Each year we something special OTs a mutual birthday celebration. Dinner at a nice restaurant, philharmonic tickets, a long walk among the old parts of Georgetown, and staying in bed until they brought breakfast to the room.

Best long date: OTC with my ATF, two week sea/land trip to Alaska. Way too many fond memories of that trip.

[Fancylady]

Originally Posted by Old-T

Technically, two of my three best dates actually were free--at least in terms of what I paid the lady for them.

Best multi-hour date: Jaycee Rivers, as reviewed on here.

Best overnight: a lady whose birthday is a couple days after mine. Each year we something special OTs a mutual birthday celebration. Dinner at a nice restaurant, philharmonic tickets, a long walk among the old parts of Georgetown, and staying in bed until they brought breakfast to the room.

Best long date: OTC with my ATF, two week sea/land trip to Alaska. Way too many fond memories of that trip.

All levels hookers not working for free in the business.You still paid for it.Nothing free in life especially working hookers.Let's stop sugar coating bullshit.Have a nice day

[Old-T]

This is my problem with you in general. You have your experiences which I do not question, but you then generalize and assume everyone else's experiences are the same as yours.

I give you some specific examples and your reaction is to say I am lying. Personally, I do not like that. In those two examples I did not give the lady any money. You may not do things that way, on those two occasions they did. And I find your continued insistence that you are the purveyor of all knowledge to be both laughable and annoying.

[Guest030824]

Fancylady you have some things to learn. I have booked and paid for several hour dates and received an all night love fest. On two occasions an over night extended to two days. Followed by breakfast at her house in both cases. Yes I enjoy buying clothes and other things for my lady when we are together. I suppose I am a voyeur at heart because a trip to Victoria's Secret is a favorite place to take a woman.

[Fancylady]

Originally Posted by tucson

Fancylady you have some things to learn. I have booked and paid for several hour dates and received an all night love fest. On two occasions an over night extended to two days. Followed by breakfast at her house in both cases. Yes I enjoy buying clothes and other things for my lady when we are together. I suppose I am a voyeur at heart because a trip to Victoria's Secret is a favorite place to take a woman.

You paid for everything.Thanks jumping on bandwagon with the others

[Old-T]

Typical reply from you.

Let's see:
--no reviews here
--reference to a TER page and reviews, but they don't exist
--reference to a P411 page, but it doesn't exist
--phone search pulls up add, but all related links to "reviews" don't exist
--you often post in poor English, but when someone says something you don't like your English magically improves.

You are a fraud.

[normalguy21]

Sometimes people just get along and genuinely like each other and love to be in each others company every once in a while .

I have had a few extended sessions with little to no cost incurred to me it does happen .

I like it when people respect and appreciate each other and trust developes to put a smile on each other's face .

[Fancylady]

[QUOTE=Old-T;1058535576]Typical reply from you.

Let's see:
--no reviews here
--reference to a TER page and reviews, but they don't exist
--reference to a P411 page, but it doesn't exist
--phone search pulls up add, but all related links to "reviews" don't exist
--you often post in poor English, but when someone says something you don't like your English magically improves.

You are a fraud.[/QUOTE I'm not fraud fucking liar.P411 page got taken down because hookers and websites complaining about me telling the truth about the business.That's why I get kick off the boards hookers and clients crying to admin about me being blunt.I don't sugar coat shit.Clients I see don't give reviews because it's illegal business don't want anybody to know they pay for hooker.No my spelling not the best on the boards.I have Ter and usa sex guide.I don't work has hooker full time. I work medical profession. Thank you taking time post about me.You have to pay for hookers.If you showed up without money hookers wouldn't see you.LMAO. I notice topic got turn into trashing me over my opinions and being blunt..

[Fancylady]

Originally Posted by slickahhughs

Sometimes people just get along and genuinely like each other and love to be in each others company every once in a while .

I have had a few extended sessions with little to no cost incurred to me it does happen .

I like it when people respect and appreciate each other and trust developes to put a smile on each other's face .

I agree.

[Old-T]

[/QUOTE I'm not fraud fucking liar.

I referred to several basic facts

P411 page got taken down because hookers and websites complaining about me telling the truth about the business.

As I said—your P411 link shows it is not there.

That's why I get kick off the boards hookers and clients crying to admin about me being blunt.I don't sugar coat shit.

No, but you claim that true sugar is shit. Just as bad a flaw.

Clients I see don't give reviews because it's illegal business don't want anybody to know they pay for hooker.

Very odd how your clients seem so unusual in total, that NONE of them write reviews. Every lady has some guys who don’t write reviews, but for you to have NONE??? And while you are so adamant about not wanting to have the threat of reviews, you do post your profession here. I have found that most who firmly insist “no reviews” are also much more UTR than you are.

No my spelling not the best on the boards.

Trust me, I have never complained about anyone else’s spelling! Mine is bad enough. But my comment was not about your spelling, was it? No. It was about you dropping your (fake) difficulty with the written language when you get annoyed—of course not THIS time since I pointed out your tell.

I have Ter and usa sex guide.

I didn’t look at USA Sex Guide, but no USASG references came up when I did a phone search—only ads that had links to reviews that didn’t exist.

I did look at TER—‘No such provider” cane up, but you still have TER as a supposed reference for you.

I don't work has hooker full time.

If you read my posts you would find I am very much in favor of that. I certainly have not criticized ANY lady for doing this part time.

I work medical profession.

OK. That is nice. But again, for someone who is so fastidious about not wanting reviews, I am surprised you would say that. It doesn’t add to your credibility in this argument.

Thank you taking time post about me.

Only because I strongly suspect you are not what you claim to be.

You have to pay for hookers.

Of course I do. And most ladies I have seen professionally seem to think I am reasonably generous.

If you showed up without money hookers wouldn't see you.LMAO.

That is true most the time, of course. But all human interactions can evolve, and in enduring relationships there are “specials”. Again, I make no claim that any lady ever has to do a “special”, but despite what you would like to believe—or rather, like to have us believe, specials do happen. In fact, it is a basic business reality that occurs in many, many businesses having nothing to do with escorts. I pick up the tab for a client. A restaurant comps me a meal or a drink. I get periodic rooms I don’t have to pay for. And so on.

I notice topic got turn into trashing me over my opinions and being blunt..

Not trashing you at all.

Challenging some of your opinions—yes.

Claiming you are not what you pretend to be—yes.

[Fancylady]

Originally Posted by Old-T

[/QUOTE I'm not fraud fucking liar.

I referred to several basic facts

P411 page got taken down because hookers and websites complaining about me telling the truth about the business.

As I said—your P411 link shows it is not there.

That's why I get kick off the boards hookers and clients crying to admin about me being blunt.I don't sugar coat shit.

No, but you claim that true sugar is shit. Just as bad a flaw.

Clients I see don't give reviews because it's illegal business don't want anybody to know they pay for hooker.

Very odd how your clients seem so unusual in total, that NONE of them write reviews. Every lady has some guys who don’t write reviews, but for you to have NONE??? And while you are so adamant about not wanting to have the threat of reviews, you do post your profession here. I have found that most who firmly insist “no reviews” are also much more UTR than you are.

No my spelling not the best on the boards.

Trust me, I have never complained about anyone else’s spelling! Mine is bad enough. But my comment was not about your spelling, was it? No. It was about you dropping your (fake) difficulty with the written language when you get annoyed—of course not THIS time since I pointed out your tell.

I have Ter and usa sex guide.

I didn’t look at USA Sex Guide, but no USASG references came up when I did a phone search—only ads that had links to reviews that didn’t exist.

I did look at TER—‘No such provider” cane up, but you still have TER as a supposed reference for you.

I don't work has hooker full time.

If you read my posts you would find I am very much in favor of that. I certainly have not criticized ANY lady for doing this part time.

I work medical profession.

OK. That is nice. But again, for someone who is so fastidious about not wanting reviews, I am surprised you would say that. It doesn’t add to your credibility in this argument.

Thank you taking time post about me.

Only because I strongly suspect you are not what you claim to be.

You have to pay for hookers.

Of course I do. And most ladies I have seen professionally seem to think I am reasonably generous.

If you showed up without money hookers wouldn't see you.LMAO.

That is true most the time, of course. But all human interactions can evolve, and in enduring relationships there are “specials”. Again, I make no claim that any lady ever has to do a “special”, but despite what you would like to believe—or rather, like to have us believe, specials do happen. In fact, it is a basic business reality that occurs in many, many businesses having nothing to do with escorts. I pick up the tab for a client. A restaurant comps me a meal or a drink. I get periodic rooms I don’t have to pay for. And so on.

I notice topic got turn into trashing me over my opinions and being blunt..

Not trashing you at all.

Challenging some of your opinions—yes.

Claiming you are not what you pretend to be—yes.

The one always accusing has the guilty conscience.Thanks turning this topic into about me.Good or bad publicity your promoting me.Like Miley Ray Cyrus says
you got people talking.No reason to lie about shit especially on sex boards.

[Old-T]

Originally Posted by Fancylady

The one always accusing has the guilty conscience.Thanks turning this topic into about me.Good or bad publicity your promoting me.Like Miley Ray Cyrus says
you got people talking.No reason to lie about shit especially on sex boards.

This is not the music or TV business--bad pub can hurt.

But then if you are not what you seem, it probably doesn't matter to you.