Providers, PLEASE wash your crotch!

[Wizard of Ahhhhs]

Originally Posted by FireSerpent

...Normally I use Magnum Thin or Magnum XL condoms...

What is this "Magnum" that you speak of...? LOL

Seriously, though, for as odd of topic I thought this was when it started, it's been pretty good discussion. So far, the few ladies I have seen have all told me I smell nice, which is a good thing. And, with my preferred activities, fortunately, I've experienced the same. Whew...!

[midwestmonique]

Tank I have to say I'm sorry we never met! You seem like a great guy! But I do have to say that I know your brown package may be a little large and in charge, but I HATE magnums!!! They are so thick and I swear all I feel is rubber! You should try the exstacy's, they are large and thin and super lubricated...although I don't have a dryness issue...lol. most of my "brown" friends really like them and have switched it up...but it does excite me to see a magnum xl busting at the seams!

[FireSerpent]

@MM... I used the Exstacys for quite a while and then stopped using them when I switched to the BARE's. I agree the Exstacys are great for play sessions and they offer a lot more room... but they still have the habit of leaving the vajayjay tasting like a Uniroyal after play sessions. And because I spent a lot of time becoming skilled at oral sex, I don't want it screwed up by messing with the flavor by using latex condoms. Besides, my non-provider play partners have varying degrees of latex sensitivity so I also switched over to them to make the playing field even.

[jeff one086]

Originally Posted by nycalcharlie2003

Non-latex condoms may NOT provide the same level of protection against HIV!!!! They have not been tested as extensively as have latex condoms.

Originally Posted by FireSerpent

Do your research Charlie. There are several non-latex condoms out there which protect against HIV and other STDs that won't leave a woman smelling like a racetrack. Normally I use Magnum Thin or Magnum XL condoms and have switched completely to using polyisoprene condoms (like the avanti BARE condom from Durex). They're just that good!

polyurethane and polyisoprene have both been proven effective

lamb skin is a big, BIG, no-no. but i think everyone knows that.

lifestyles skyn are very good, also polyisprene


as for the rest of this topic
taking a shower together is a great way to clean up, and warm up before the party starts.

i wouldn't put food in my mouth if it smelled bad,
let alone get it close to my dick.

BUT as far as a couple other comments...


EEEWWWWWWWWWWWW!
there's a string that hangs out like a freakin post-it note,
how could you forget?
is it that freakin cavernous?
how fucked up do you have to be to forget you got a tampon rammed up in your cooter?

the only thing i can imagine (being a guy) to equal this,
is if a doctor gave you a prostate exam,
and left the glove or his finger in your ass.

i think i would notice....


i don't even wanna think about it
im just creeped out now.
think ill go take a shower.

after that im sure i can figure out how this is all COG's fault.
cause it is

[Allie_Kat]

Also...I forgot about this little gem of info. ALOT of providers use sponges when they're on their period so they can still work. LOL. Personally I take that entire week off. Yuck.
And they make stringless tampons as well.

If a vagina was "cavernous" the tampon would fall out. Not wedge up there. My question to the men is, how can you not feel it bumping your penis? Sponges or tampons, either way...

[vitokc]

Geez, I take back what I said about not getting sick easily. The snack I was having, think I'll pass. Thats what I get for reading this thread while eating. Alli, after going at it for bit, the lubrication makes it hard to tell what you're hitting. The condom can come and thats hard to tell sometimes.

[BigMikeinKC]

Originally Posted by Allie_Kat

Also...I forgot about this little gem of info. ALOT of providers use sponges when they're on their period so they can still work. LOL. Personally I take that entire week off. Yuck.
And they make stringless tampons as well.

If a vagina was "cavernous" the tampon would fall out. Not wedge up there. My question to the men is, how can you not feel it bumping your penis? Sponges or tampons, either way...

little penis?

[Modda]

Originally Posted by Allie_Kat

Also...I forgot about this little gem of info. ALOT of providers use sponges when they're on their period so they can still work. LOL. Personally I take that entire week off. Yuck.
And they make stringless tampons as well.

If a vagina was "cavernous" the tampon would fall out. Not wedge up there. My question to the men is, how can you not feel it bumping your penis? Sponges or tampons, either way...

Allie...I saw a girl (tourist) and I don't know about the sponge in her V that time, but yaak..it was running red ....damn it how can one accepts a session during that 'special period'. She said...'my pussie doesn't mind..keep stroking'..what kind of an attitude...

[Kaboom]

If I'm in a relationship with a woman, I don't mind that time of the month. But if a provider is having that time when I'm with her...that's a different story.

[Cheaper2buyit]

auntie flow no go & what kind of sponge like sponge bob square pants

[royamcr]

http://www.lolpix.com/pictures/4/Funny_Pictures_873.htm

She would be easy to wash.

[topnotchmassage]

Originally Posted by jeff one086

EEEWWWWWWWWWWWW!
there's a string that hangs out like a freakin post-it note,
how could you forget?
is it that freakin cavernous?
how fucked up do you have to be to forget you got a tampon rammed up in your cooter?

the only thing i can imagine (being a guy) to equal this,
is if a doctor gave you a prostate exam,
and left the glove or his finger in your ass.

i think i would notice....


i don't even wanna think about it
im just creeped out now.
think ill go take a shower.

after that im sure i can figure out how this is all COG's fault.
cause it is

Funny pics!

[nycalcharlie2003]

Originally Posted by FireSerpent

Do your research Charlie. There are several non-latex condoms out there which protect against HIV and other STDs that won't leave a woman smelling like a racetrack. Normally I use Magnum Thin or Magnum XL condoms and have switched completely to using polyisoprene condoms (like the avanti BARE condom from Durex). They're just that good!

My bad! I haven't checked on that for a while. However, CDC still recommends latex 1st and polyurethane if one of the partners is allergic to latex. A site at Columbia U. (goaskalice) says that tests have shown that polyurethane is just as effective as latex, but it is less elastic and there may be issues with slippage.

Is polyisoprene the same as polyurethane?

Also, remember that condoms are not 100% effective.

Charlie

[CuteOldGuy]

Jesus, now Captain Kirk is after me. Should I use a latex or polyurethane cloaking device? As long as it can contain my photon torpedo.

[Kaboom]

I think the only thing Kirk cared about was how big the woman's nacelles were.