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BigMikeinKC · 02-23-2010, 10:14 AM

That would depend did dhe have a hot ass? It could have been a compliment.

BiggestBest · 02-23-2010, 11:07 AM

You should have said "Then I must have a really sexy face!"

I always think of those about 30 seconds too late...

Muffrider · 03-04-2010, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Omahan

Mike, maybe we are related. Once in a bar I asked a girl for a match to light my cigarette. She said, "I'll give you a match. My ass and your face!" That's something like butthead - right???

Doh! O-man, maybe it was a subtle offer to give you a face plant. Besides, regardless of what you look like, it all feels the same when she's sittin on your face and you're going blub, blub, blub, blub on the ole muffin.