So whats Wrong With Fat Hobbyists?

[Guest110516]

Well, my folds are full of surprises...some are pleasant.

[DallasRain]

I love chubby hubbys!

[jughead1171]

Originally Posted by Shayla

Well obviously. I mean... Most of my clients are ripped. So whenever I get a BBH I am all like...

There is a thread about the biggest lie you ever told, does "Most of my clients are ripped" need to go there? LOL

[Valerie]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

SL’S Top 10 Reasons To Pick A Fat Hobbyist

1) You know they are going to bring you candy… if they don’t eat most of it on the way to the in call. Not always.
2) Heavy set guys are out of shape and can’t last very long, so you won’t need to take a pounding. Not good, who doesn't want a good pounding!!??
3) Most all fat guys have a great sense of humor. Agree.
4) If your going out they know where all the restaurants are located. Not always healthy ones though.
5) The chances of a lard ass being LE is "slim" to none! Maybe.
6) They are ALWAYS happy because they NEVER get laid in real world. Not always true!
7) Getting undressed is a snap because they always wear lose clothing.
8) If they drop dead, everyone will think it’s a heart attack. Perhaps
9) If they short change you, they are easy to catch. Fatty's generally know better..
10) You get to be in control of the condom, after all they can’t see their dick. I'm in control of the condom regardless!

Hows that Amy? I bet you'll be able to add a few!

[AdventureAdams]

Originally Posted by jughead1171

There is a thread about the biggest lie you ever told, does "Most of my clients are ripped" need to go there? LOL

Come on, anyone who has seen the Client List knows that us hookers get bombarded with perfectly tan and muscular guys who just got done shooting layouts with Playgirl.

[Guest071514-1]

I get some fucking hotttttt guys at times. But I give the same great service as anyone else! I'm a big girl, so I don't care aboout weight lol!

[Valerie]

Originally Posted by jughead1171

There is a thread about the biggest lie you ever told, does "Most of my clients are ripped" need to go there? LOL

Not necessarily, In London I'd say about 80-85% of clients are sexy and smart dressed.

[Guest110516]

We've all heard "curves in all the right places." I'm hard in all the right places.

[Guest032414-2]

SL, your list sounds a lot like me. Add in that his body hair adds 3 points to his BMI and you will have described me to a tee.

[IIFFOFRDB]

BustyAmy is a Hoover. Nothing wrong with that.

[acp5762]

Originally Posted by Diomidis

SL, your list sounds a lot like me. Add in that his body hair adds 3 points to his BMI and you will have described me to a tee.

What are ya a fuckin animal, lol.

[acp5762]

Originally Posted by Shayla

Well obviously. I mean... Most of my clients are ripped. So whenever I get a BBH I am all like...

What do you mean OMG? Is that OMG it's about time I get a Fat Guy or OMG WTF, lol

[alluringava]

Uhhhhhh....just don't get on top and make me two-dimensional

[Guest032414-2]

Originally Posted by acp5762

What are ya a fuckin animal, lol.

I have been accused of being the missing link.

[Outdoorsman]

If these women did not see fat guys, i would not have a shot!!!!! Now what lady wants sum!!!!!!