The Birds & The Bees (literally): Does Size Matter?

[bojulay]

Originally Posted by Dannie

What about blowfish sperm?

I just watched Zimern eat a nice milky sac of blowfish sperm. He said it's delicious. I think the word he used to describe it was, "custard-y".

Do y'all think there something slightly ghey about eating sperm if you are a dude? Even if it didn't come from a human? He went on to describe the various types of sperm he'd eaten, that came (haha) from different animals and I couldn't help but wonder....

Not that there is anything wrong with that! But if you are eating fried goat jizz, I can't see why the human stuff would gross you out. Right?

Think I'll stick with bird nest soup. I did eat fried mountain oysters
one time though, they were kind of like chicken gizzards.
One time was enough, curiosity settled.

[The Proper Stranger]

If you think about any food product long enough there's some level of squick to be found. It's all either the deceased flesh, secretion, excretion, or other byproduct of some other living thing, devoured raw, somewhat burned/scalded/etc, or chemically altered. From heated chicken ovum, to the reproductive organs of a dead plant, to the charred guts of a baby cow, to candy colored by crushed bugs or shellacked with bug secretions; if you dig deep enough, you can gross out someone out there.

I make my dietary decisions for health or taste reasons over being weirded out for the most part, but the few things that still give me the heebies include casu marzu (decomposing cheese infested with live fly larvae, potentially dangerous or even deadly in rare cases), wines booze and tonics containing unappealing animals and animal parts (baby mice wine, deer penis wine, etc. It's the big stuff floating in my drinkable liquids that bug me, I think), and balut (incubated duck eggs boiled alive at some point after bone development but before hatching, it's mostly the feathers that get to me).

Oh, and re: Thanksgiving - "To commemorate a past event, you kill and eat an animal. It's a ritual sacrifice... with pie."

[Guest071613-2]

Originally Posted by The Proper Stranger

I personally like to equate eating watermelon with delicious murder. Hacking indelicately through the skin to get to the tasty flesh and juicy red heart inside... Yum!

I'm in lust

Send penis pics to: theoriginaldanniedallas@yahoo. com

Or you can just send me dirty emails. Whatever makes you comfy

[The Proper Stranger]

Originally Posted by Dannie

I'm in lust

Send penis pics to: theoriginaldanniedallas@yahoo. com

Or you can just send me dirty emails. Whatever makes you comfy

D'awww, now I'm all shyly smitten and crap. I'll spare you the overwhelming averageness of a penile pictorial of me. Just take a dozen random dick shots and divide by 12, same gist. But no reservations against dirty emails