Snowed in????

[Wizard of Ahhhhs]

Originally Posted by Smoking Monkey

I need a topless driveway shoveler!

A topless shoveler in this cold and wind would be quite... nippley!

Hmmm, GREAT IDEA!

[Guest030817]

Lol! I will do it if I don't actually have to shovel the snow. Can I just hold the shovel topless and pretend? Bigryan can bring a couple of his buddies and do the work part. Winter porn with a plot?

[Wizard of Ahhhhs]

Winter porn with a plot? Hmm...

First there was "Debbie Does Dallas". Now, it's "Arianna Snowblows KC".

[FrankieP]

I was thinking more along the lines of "Frankie Goes To Ari-Wood".

[Guest030817]

I like my porn with multiple participants so we will have to find some volunteers to cast.

[Wizard of Ahhhhs]

Originally Posted by Ari816

...so we will have to find some volunteers to cast.

Well, good luck with that!!! [snark]

[b4life]

I'm up by Zona Rosa and this snow is jacking with my fun time...Every one be safe on the roads out there!!!

[Guest030817]

Well, I assume smoking monkey found his hottie or worked something else out with the snow deal.

WoA- I am demanding, controlling and make things happen. You can be the talent manager. I propose we move the set to "the golden ghetto." The shock factor would be so much fun. I can only imagine the difficulty in coming up with any kind of defense as to why shirts were off outside in this weather. Insanity?

[Guest030817]

[QUOTE=b4life;1052418986]I'm up by Zona Rosa and this snow is jacking with my fun time...Every one be safe on the roads out there!!![/

Let's rearrange that sentence. I'm up by Zona Rosa jacking off. So much cum its like snow. Fun time! .

[Wizard of Ahhhhs]

Originally Posted by Ari816

I propose we move the set to "the golden ghetto."

Hmmm.. two places that come to mind are the aforementioned Zona Rosa or Oak Park Mall. Hell, we could be around the fountains on the Plaza, for that matter. Not sure Town Center Plaza would be ready for our group.

Originally Posted by Ari816

I can only imagine the difficulty in coming up with any kind of defense as to why shirts were off outside in this weather.

Who needs excuses or defenses when Arianna is topless? To hell with the fools that question that!

[bigryan222]

Originally Posted by Ari816

Well, I assume smoking monkey found his hottie or worked something else out with the snow deal.

WoA- I am demanding, controlling and make things happen. You can be the talent manager. I propose we move the set to "the golden ghetto." The shock factor would be so much fun. I can only imagine the difficulty in coming up with any kind of defense as to why shirts were off outside in this weather. Insanity?

Claim you are topless for some sporting event just like the nuts do at football games. And if they still give you crap claim they are sexist and that nipples are nipples not matter what the gender is.

[Guest030817]

It's art. Towne Center is absolutely not ready for us which is why it would be my first choice. Moving people way out of their comfort zones is a hobby in and of itself.

On that note, does anyone remember Zoey, formerly of EF. She would regularly do things like answer the door for pizza delivery completely naked and act like it was normal. It was LOTS of fun. I always thought. " This poor guy, no one is ever going to believe him."

[bigryan222]

I always knew I should have delivered pizzas in college. Instead I did manual labor where the men were men and the women looked like men.

[crmp0007]

and I don't have any cool stories like that... I always hoped something cool would happen... just not my luck I guess.

[Redwolf]

Originally Posted by Ari816

On that note, does anyone remember Zoey, formerly of EF.
...
It was LOTS of fun. I always thought. " This poor guy, no one is ever going to believe him."

Yes, I remember.