Hey Ladies..

[Guest032414-2]

Originally Posted by SkylarCruzWantsYou

Interesting... Now that's what I'm Talking about ..*Taking Notes*



It's on ...

Sorry, anytime I see "Hey ladies" I think of the Beasties.

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by alluringava

Thankfully I almost never encounter the skid mark thing, but the one time I did, I told the guy this was a bed, not a racetrack.

....and its Still Looking cuming into the final stretch LOL

[blight782]

Originally Posted by pyramider

You really want to go there . . . ? I have been getting creative posting photos lately.

WTF!! GROSS!!

[AdventureAdams]

IS IT POO OR CHOCOLATE?!?! Why is her face so close to that diaper?

[alluringava]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

....and its Still Looking cuming into the final stretch LOL

LOL with a fast race car no doubt .


Here's another thing: if the guy has super bad breath, I simply hand him a mint and pop one in my mouth too, so he won't feel so embarassed.

Now, there was ONE horrible client that stands out in my mind in which nothing I could do or say could make it possible to get through the session. His B.O was so bad, so horrible, so nasty, that I couldn't hold my breath long enough and as bad as I felt for him, I had to ask him to leave. He wasn't filthy dirty as in he just stepped out of a sewer type of dirty, he just had this horrible goat-smell ( kind of like letting the barnyard door open) that literally came through his pores. He took a shower and used soap and everything but...well let's just say after returning his money and asking him to leave ( I told him I didn't feel well and that was the truth, I literally had to throw up when he left, air out the room, wash the towels and sheets because they smelled like a goat shit on them).

[blight782]

Originally Posted by SkylarCruzWantsYou

IS IT POO OR CHOCOLATE?!?! Why is her face so close to that diaper?

obviously it's a poop..there's no Chocolate on diapers fyi

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by alluringava

LOL with a fast race car no doubt .


Here's another thing: if the guy has super bad breath, I simply hand him a mint and pop one in my mouth too, so he won't feel so embarassed.

Now, there was ONE horrible client that stands out in my mind in which nothing I could do or say could make it possible to get through the session. His B.O was so bad, so horrible, so nasty, that I couldn't hold my breath long enough and as bad as I felt for him, I had to ask him to leave. He wasn't filthy dirty as in he just stepped out of a sewer type of dirty, he just had this horrible goat-smell ( kind of like letting the barnyard door open) that literally came through his pores. He took a shower and used soap and everything but...well let's just say after returning his money and asking him to leave ( I told him I didn't feel well and that was the truth, I literally had to throw up when he left, air out the room, wash the towels and sheets because they smelled like a goat shit on them).

My oh my, thats sad but funny! Ava now you know why red necks prefer sheep and cattle! LOL

[AdventureAdams]

That still doesn't explain why shes smelling it like a bouquet of flowers.

Originally Posted by blight782

obviously it's a poop..there's no Chocolate on diapers fyi

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by pyramider

You really want to go there . . . ? I have been getting creative posting photos lately.



NEVER TRUST A FART! LOL

CORN? WHAT CORN?

or

YOU SAY YOUR SHIT DON'T STINK?

[blight782]

Originally Posted by SkylarCruzWantsYou

That still doesn't explain why shes smelling it like a bouquet of flowers.

well.. pretty simple, she loves the poop odor.

[Gucci]

Another pet peeve, skidmarks left on towels or linen even after the guy showers. It's like, you know what? Wash your ass.

Baby wipes aren't just for babies, everytime you do number two, grab two sheets and wipe wipe wipe your ass !

[JONBALLS]

well, I guess I wanted to hear about boogers stories and the shit seems to win out, I guess if some are having fun with the shit, it is fine with me,,I aignt gonna be the one to rain, (err stain)or put a damper(diaper) on anyones shit parade!,,carry on ..

[blight782]

Originally Posted by Gucci

Baby wipes aren't just for babies, everytime you do number two, grab two sheets and wipe wipe wipe your ass !

and also if you we're out of toilet rolls, after masturbating,babywipes are useful