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01-01-2012, 06:09 PM
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Interesting... Now that's what I'm Talking about ..*Taking Notes*
It's on ...
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Sorry, anytime I see "Hey ladies" I think of the Beasties.
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01-01-2012, 08:09 PM
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Thankfully I almost never encounter the skid mark thing, but the one time I did, I told the guy this was a bed, not a racetrack.
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....and its Still Looking cuming into the final stretch LOL
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01-01-2012, 09:37 PM
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You really want to go there . . . ? I have been getting creative posting photos lately.
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WTF!! GROSS!!
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01-01-2012, 09:39 PM
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IS IT POO OR CHOCOLATE?!?! Why is her face so close to that diaper?
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01-02-2012, 05:21 PM
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LOL with a fast race car no doubt .
Here's another thing: if the guy has super bad breath, I simply hand him a mint and pop one in my mouth too, so he won't feel so embarassed.
Now, there was ONE horrible client that stands out in my mind in which nothing I could do or say could make it possible to get through the session. His B.O was so bad, so horrible, so nasty, that I couldn't hold my breath long enough and as bad as I felt for him, I had to ask him to leave. He wasn't filthy dirty as in he just stepped out of a sewer type of dirty, he just had this horrible goat-smell ( kind of like letting the barnyard door open) that literally came through his pores. He took a shower and used soap and everything but...well let's just say after returning his money and asking him to leave ( I told him I didn't feel well and that was the truth, I literally had to throw up when he left, air out the room, wash the towels and sheets because they smelled like a goat shit on them).
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01-03-2012, 09:12 PM
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IS IT POO OR CHOCOLATE?!?! Why is her face so close to that diaper?
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obviously it's a poop..there's no Chocolate on diapers fyi
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01-03-2012, 11:34 PM
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LOL with a fast race car no doubt .
Here's another thing: if the guy has super bad breath, I simply hand him a mint and pop one in my mouth too, so he won't feel so embarassed.
Now, there was ONE horrible client that stands out in my mind in which nothing I could do or say could make it possible to get through the session. His B.O was so bad, so horrible, so nasty, that I couldn't hold my breath long enough and as bad as I felt for him, I had to ask him to leave. He wasn't filthy dirty as in he just stepped out of a sewer type of dirty, he just had this horrible goat-smell ( kind of like letting the barnyard door open) that literally came through his pores. He took a shower and used soap and everything but...well let's just say after returning his money and asking him to leave ( I told him I didn't feel well and that was the truth, I literally had to throw up when he left, air out the room, wash the towels and sheets because they smelled like a goat shit on them).
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My oh my, thats sad but funny! Ava now you know why red necks prefer sheep and cattle! LOL
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01-04-2012, 05:32 AM
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That still doesn't explain why shes smelling it like a bouquet of flowers.
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obviously it's a poop..there's no Chocolate on diapers fyi
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01-04-2012, 07:22 AM
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You really want to go there . . . ? I have been getting creative posting photos lately.
NEVER TRUST A FART! LOL
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CORN? WHAT CORN?
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YOU SAY YOUR SHIT DON'T STINK?
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01-04-2012, 07:18 PM
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That still doesn't explain why shes smelling it like a bouquet of flowers.
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well.. pretty simple, she loves the poop odor.
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01-04-2012, 08:08 PM
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Another pet peeve, skidmarks left on towels or linen even after the guy showers. It's like, you know what? Wash your ass.
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Baby wipes aren't just for babies, everytime you do number two, grab two sheets and wipe wipe wipe your ass !
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01-05-2012, 04:54 PM
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well, I guess I wanted to hear about boogers stories and the shit seems to win out, I guess if some are having fun with the shit, it is fine with me,,I aignt gonna be the one to rain, (err stain)or put a damper(diaper) on anyones shit parade!,,carry on ..
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01-05-2012, 06:36 PM
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Baby wipes aren't just for babies, everytime you do number two, grab two sheets and wipe wipe wipe your ass !
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and also if you we're out of toilet rolls, after masturbating,babywipes are useful
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