Urgent Advice needed!

[TXHUNTER66]

Frebreze

[Prolongus]

Cool...you're gonna live to Hobby another day. BUT...just in case your nephew needs advice on cover-ups, send him here for advice. Or...maybe not.

[Guest092216]

I was pulling for you !

[TexTushHog]

Slick move getting the kid to take the fall. I like your style!!

[SD2011]

Originally Posted by Boogeyman

Okay, thanks to everyone who offered advice. However to all who thought my balls were on the chopping block, you will be disappointed. It was my 17 year old nephew who was the guilty party. Little shit, stayed over at the house while my SO and sister were gone and had some girl over while I was at work. He had to clean the couch and love seat with armor all leather gel cleaner. Told the ole lady he wanted to make some extra cash so I made him clean the sofa and loveseat. Best thing is he gets to spray my fence with a waterseal the next nice weekend we have to fix his screw up.

Uh huh....now a kid did it? riiiiiiiiight...........

[7aurelius]

so a 17 year old kid that isn't your child actually told you he was fucking on your couch??

[cheatercheater]

The kid found your computer open to ECCIE and opted to rent some pussy huh?

I know I know.... It's your story and you're sticking to it.


Only because it worked!!

[phildo]

OK so my car was down for some teenage mutant mechanic shit, I take my Dad's Plymouth wagon (with a 440 Hemi!) out with a young lady. He had his mail all ready to go out Monday morning, rubber banded on the bench front seat. Things went from good to better with the short Sunday night date. Monday he comes home, says did I spill something in the front seat of his car, his mail was all fucked up, I said "I thought we cleaned up all that milkshake. It was Janet's fault, though (he liked Janet), she spilled it messing around". He said it wasn't to bad to send, if anyone says anything he'll blame it on the Post Office, didn't have time to redo it. Whew. God knows who all got that pulled pork DNA sample of mine. Hope they enjoyed it.

I once had sex on my gay journalism teacher's bed when I went over to pick up the box of yearbook junk with a girl named Linda. I got some. I forgot to straighten the bed. The next day, he looks at me, looks at Linda walking down the hall, says "Nice work". Teenagers and sex just happen. Teenagers will have sex anywhere and anytime the opportunity "arises", so it's not that far fetched now guys, is it?

[ManSlut]

To the OP,

If you had gone with my version, I bet Santa would've brought you a nice Butt Plug for Christmas!!

Like the old saying goes, 'You can lead a horse to water, but you can't trick it into taking it in the Ass'...Or something like that

[Prolongus]

Ahh teen sex...when we were 17 a buddy had his GF over when his parents were gone. He said they were in the living room and one thing led to another with her hand job and BOOM, he splooged all over the brand new Zenith TV console.