nothing reply anything you want

[The_Waco_Kid]

i never bother to floss my teeth. because who flosses dentures?


bahahahahahaaaaaa

[offshoredrilling]

gum jobs ????

[The_Waco_Kid]

if i dip my pinky in baby oil and give myself a wet willie is that oral sex?


BAHHAAAAA

[winn dixie]

So screwing my blowup doll....
Does that count as a "notch" in my bedpost?

[offshoredrilling]

Originally Posted by winn dixie

So screwing my blowup doll....
Does that count as a "notch" in my bedpost?

how moody is the doll ????
or in other words
how fast from nice n fun ta bitch ????

[The_Waco_Kid]

Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

how moody is the doll ????
or in other words
how fast from nice n fun ta bitch ????

when she gets uppity wd just pulls the plug and deflates her



bahahhaaaa

[winn dixie]

Originally Posted by winn dixie

So screwing my blowup doll....
Does that count as a "notch" in my bedpost?

Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

how moody is the doll ????
or in other words
how fast from nice n fun ta bitch ????

Originally Posted by The_Waco_Kid

when she gets uppity wd just pulls the plug and deflates her



bahahhaaaa

Penelope my blow up doll can be a small bbw then I let a lil air out and penelope is skinny. She does hiss when I do that. Snick

[offshoredrilling]

Originally Posted by winn dixie

Penelope my blow up doll can be a small bbw then I let a lil air out and penelope is skinny. She does hiss when I do that. Snick

she's in BBW mode so as not like throwing hotdog done s hallway ????

[The_Waco_Kid]

how many useless teats does a boar hog have?


all of them


bahahahhaaa

[lilylivered]

Confound it!!
The snow is too deep to make a snow angel....

[offshoredrilling]

Originally Posted by lilylivered

Confound it!!
The snow is too deep to make a snow angel....

been snowing lightly all night and day and its almost ro thin here

[The_Waco_Kid]

"Testy Testicles" by Peter Jackoff


bahahahahaaa

[winn dixie]

Can one have too much gin?
Asking for a friend....

[Unique_Carpenter]

Originally Posted by winn dixie

Can one have too much gin?
Asking for a friend....

You can have three decks when playing multiple player gin rummy.

[offshoredrilling]

Originally Posted by Unique_Carpenter

You can have three decks when playing multiple player gin rummy.

Between The Sheets No.1 (gin + rum + triple sec)


Difford's Guidehttps://www.diffordsguide.com › cocktails › recipe › b...

Variant: The modern-day Between The Sheets is light rum and cognac-based, but three versions span this cocktail's history:

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