Whale Wars

[dearhunter]

There is no sense in being over the top mean about it......"humpback" was a bridge too far.......ijs

[Old Dingus]

"Every time I get out, they pull me back in!"

Lord knows I'm not skinny. Opinions probably vary, but I have tried to be very thoughtful of every Provider I ever spent time with.
It is not hard to realize there are some providers who are the butts of these jokes, so I can imagine some of them feel pain.
I can also see how some of the members are tired of the "takeover comments" in their threads.
Figuring all that out is certainly far beyond my level in this life.
BUT THEN I READ THIS:

Originally Posted by bestoralntexas

Well Ender honey, it's like this...
We don't come on this board, blasting who has dick cheese, who has a tiny cock, who couldn't get it up, who wouldn't know pussy if it fell on his face, who licks a clit like its a ice cream cone, who has a 90% angle cock, who's cock looks like a shriveled up raisin, who smells like garlic, who has skid marks... I CAN KEEP GOING!
OI VEI....

Gawd! I think that girl's been peekin'!!!

I know what she wrote, but it sure seems like she is ready to tell all.

WRATH OF THE SPERM WHALES???

Say it ain't so.

[Grace Preston]

So if a bunch of us whales go on a diet-- is that considered an ethnic flensing?

[Wakeup]

No, it's called self preservation...less chance of getting a "biopsy" from these guys...

[Valerie]

Well, I must confess... Last night I was being quite the little fatty and had these..

[Grace Preston]

Ew-- that doesn't even sound appealing. And considering I've been living on lean meats, salad, and water for a month now-- that's REALLY saying something

[Valerie]

Oh but they are soooo good...

[Grace Preston]

Nothing about egg mayonnaise wrapped in pork implies good! Though, I will take that errant mango off your hands

[dearhunter]

You hooktards take your mango and mayonaise somewhere else.......this is my whale wars threAD.......we will not clutter it with sweet meat.......ijs

If,on the other hand, you have a magic pill to turn all the fat sperm whales (and wish to share) into dolphins.........please continue

[Valerie]

Originally Posted by dearhunter

You hooktards take your mango and mayonaise somewhere else.......this is my whale wars threAD.......we will not clutter it with sweet meat.......ijs

If,on the other hand, you have a magic pill to turn all the fat sperm whales (and wish to share) into dolphins.........please continue

Phentermine?

[Grace Preston]

I've been eating nothing but healthy foods and busting my ass in the gym. If someone releases a magic pill I'm gonna be one seriously pissed off baby whale.....

[Oralist]

We used a different term in my college days.

Beefalo. That is a cross breed of cow and buffalo.

Personally, I think it is more descriptive than Whale.

[linux]

Aren't we a little off-topic right now? I haven't seen a report in a while.

2-7-2013: Texas Parks & Wildlife is reporting a massive southern migration of quality tuna, sailfish, and other gaming fish. The migration is believed to have started sometime earlier this week in the Dallas/Fort Worth area. Many are traveling in schools. It is believed the migration is related to mating and/or spawning behavior. Excellent catches have been reported in Houston and the surrounding areas.

However, as it is well known, Houston has the highest concentration of whales in the country. Most are very aggressive, angry, and sad. A terrible combination for such a monstrous beast. Many do not even have real homes -- they simply wander from one temporary location to another. They are almost always "in college" and describe themselves as "curvy", "voluptuous", "busty", or "thick." Know their language so you can avoid them. It's up to you to be prepared.

Beluga and other common Houston whales are highly territorial and react hyper-aggressively towards attractive and/or otherwise desirable fish. In light of the increased activity Texas Parks & Wildlife is issuing an alert to all sportsmen interested in pursuing this migration and would ask that all sportsman be aware that belugas and other associated mammals are in fact an invasive, destructive species. Remember the Three Do Nots:

Do not feed them.
Do not observe them.
Do not encourage them.

Be careful out there.

[Oralist]

When my son was young, there was a CD by a children's artist named Rafi.

My son's favorite song on the album was "Baby Beluga". I probably heard that song a 1000 times.

[Oralist]

OK, back on topic.

Reported sightings of Whales breaching and Beefaloes grazing at:

1. 59 and B.W. 8.
2. Westheimer and B.W. 8.
3. 45 S. and BW 8.
4. 45 N. and 1960.