NFL and Houston Texans Superthread: Are we ready for some football?

[Dorian Gray]

12:19pm
Rams- 7
Houston- 0

Rams score on 2 yds pass from Bradford (Cory Harkey).
Drive info: 6 plays, 65 yds, 2:48
How's sticking to that script working for you Kubiak?

*Yes. I know the TD can be directly attributed to 3 early Texan penalties for 65 yds.*

12:23pm
Daniel Manning you dumb fuck.

12:30pm
Deandre Hopkins fumble. Rams damn near ran that bitch back.


12:40pm
Rams- 10
Houston- 0

Rams score on Greg Zuerlein 48 yds FG.
Drive info: 6 plays, 19 yds, 3:22

12:50
Rams- 10
Houston- 3

Texans score on Randy Bulluck 20 yds FG
Drive info: 8 plays, 78 yds, 5:01

*Why was Schaub gnawing on Hayes leg like a chihuahua?*

1:04pm
Rams- 17
Houston- 3

Rams score on 2 yds pass from Bradford (Lance Kendricks).
Drive info: 10 plays, 80 yds, 5:38

1:15pm
Rams- 17
Houston- 6

Texans score on Randy Bulluck 35 yds FG
Drive info: 8 plays, 63 yds, 1:54

*Arian trying to win this bitch on his own. 98yds 1st half.*

[Solemate62]

Keep the report coming. Watching KC on the tube and checking in with you on the iPhone

[spear88]

Turnover Rams td. Hahahaha ! Keep it up guys. The sooner we get a new coach and Qb the better.

[hornfreak]

Looks like solamente called it, Schaub might have to come out of the game

[Solemate62]

You must be fucking kidding me: 31-6? At home to the Rams no less!!

[hornfreak]

#52 just went 98 yards on the int!

[Dorian Gray]

TJ Yates continuing the legacy of Schaub.
Notices the play was a throw to the TE.

*self edit 2:09pm
Ryan & Myers just straight up called out Kubiak for his predictable play calling.

Loaded up the left side. Pass to the TE on the right. Except for emptying out the back field same shit play Schaub threw on. Yates didn't even look at another receiver.

Back to the game summary....

3rd Qtr 7:46
Rams- 24
Houston- 6

Rams score on 4 yds pass from Bradford (Brian Quick).
Drive info: 10 plays, 80 yds, 5:20

3rd Qtr 7:42
Rams- 31
Houston- 6

Daren Bates 11 Yard Fumble Return (special teams kickoff)

3rd Qtr 0:50
Rams- 38
Houston- 6

Alec Ogletree 98 Yard Interception Return (Thrown by TJ Yates)

4th Qtr 3:15
Rams- 38
Houston- 13

Ben Tate 1yd TD run.
Drive info: 12 plays, 47 yds, 6:02

TIME 02:46pm
FINAL

Rams- 38
Houston- 13

[hornfreak]

No it's 38 to 6, looks like you were right solamente, Schaub got knocked out of the game ... Don't know if it was good or bad....

[hornfreak]

Another interception !!! Wtf

[Solemate62]

Originally Posted by spear88

Turnover Rams td. Hahahaha ! Keep it up guys. The sooner we get a new coach and Qb the better.

Yeah but NOT until 2014! WTF can Kubiak possibly say at the post-game press conference! Dudes, the demise of your entire season can be traced back to Sherman's interception! That int was the trigger to this irreversible collapse, I fear!

[Solemate62]

No homefield advantage today in the NFL: the following teams at home will lose: Houston, Vikings, Tampa, Ravens, Jets, Buffalo and quite possibly the Browns and Chiefs as well (and hopefully the hated Pats and Dallas will bite the bag at home too!).

[Dorian Gray]

Down by 32. Throws the challenge flag. Loses...

*self edit 2:38
You know your getting your ass kicked when the kick returner lays down on a kickoff return.
Might as well of setup a hammock & ordered a martini.

[Eccie Addict]

Good grief....


Daddio you ok there sir??

[DarthMaul]

Uhhh....That sucked. Keenum maybe?? I thought Yates would at least try to run the ball and be more mobile.

Well...We can't get Marriota from Oregon, Bridgewater will be gone.

Who is the next best quarterback?

And please stop that pass to the tight end in the flat...GOSH!

[Solemate62]

Your next week's opponent is now 6-0
And thought Kubiak was gonna cry in the PG news conference!