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Originally Posted by Alyssa Nicole
yikes sounds like you've had some bad experiences
I was meaning more did they have oral sex or just do it to make some babies LOL
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I would guess more to make babies at first...
It wasn't until the late 17th or early 18th century that oral sex really caught on. Lord & Lady Douchebag attended an event. Lady Douchebag always ordered her salads with dressing of vinegar & water. At this event, she asked for her vinegar & water on-the-side, and when the servant placed the salad in Lady Douchebag's place, he accidentally spilled the vinegar & water in her lap.
That evening, Lord & Lady Douchebag had much to drink, and when they retired for the night, being royalty, they had their garments removed. The vinegar & water had soaked through Lady Douchebag's dress, and Lord Douchebag was enticed by the fresh smell. As he tried to determine from whence the fresh smell came, he found himself lips-to-"lips" with Lady Douchebag...and the rest is history! Well, "oral" history, so I've been told...