So how many of you EAT SHIT?

[Russ38]

Originally Posted by Bankshot

What's a 9 volt battery and a womans asshole have in common?

You know you shouldn't but you just have to put your tongue on it.

^^^^ That’s some funny fucking shit.....

Originally Posted by ZantannaParella

Why would 2 people with a perfectly Amazing sex life wanna go and F it up with a thing like marriage? Slit! DON'T DO IT! And for the love of Tebow man. Do not eat SHIT! SC made that shit up. That isn't an old saying. That's just discusting AF!

FTFY

[ZantannaParella]

Originally Posted by Russ38

^^^^ That’s some funny fucking shit.....




FTFY

Thanks Russ. Good looking out! Tebow loves you this I know!

[Slitlikr]

Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel

When are you two getting married? Are you gonna eat her shit?

Does marriage work for you?

[ZantannaParella]

Originally Posted by Slitlikr

Does marriage work for you?

Ohhhhhhh snap. Damn Slit. You really did just throw that out there! Like any woman would marry some dude who eats shit! #hardpass

[DarthMaul]

[ZantannaParella]

Originally Posted by DarthMaul

Love this Piece of art. It truly depicts the thoughts and feelings of all the poor souls who have been affected in a negative mannor after reading this for lack of better a better word........ shit.

It's a cross between "WTF" And why tebow. Why did I even read this. All we can do is now is bow our head and And slap our forehead and make yet another promise to never read certain things n here. But here we are. Staring at this train track yet again. Human curiosity gets the better of us all too often! :-(

[Bankshot]

Zan, that made me want to go to Bucee's and get a battery. I can probably wait though.

[ZantannaParella]

Originally Posted by Bankshot

Zan, that made me want to go to Bucee's and get a battery. I can probably wait though.

Oh lawd! Haha.
Patients is a Virtue my friend!

[Sistine Chapel]

Originally Posted by Slitlikr

Does marriage work for you?

So you're gonna keep her as the side piece even though she wants marriage? Good choice but bad idea ever falling in love with that.

[Sistine Chapel]

Lol @ patients. Ahh yes.

[TryWeakly]

how bout that...I always thought it was "I'd eat a mile of her shit, just to see where it came from." Some might say that about NaMo. One thing is for sure, she needs to post more taint ! You know, for Pyramider.....



#CulturalDifferences



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[pxmcc]

never intentionally..

relax ladies, no one is getting put on blast..

[pxmcc]

PS: This board sucks without Shinepro[/QUOTE]

honestly i think shinepro could be well-liked by most people here if he could just chill the fuck out a little. i think he's hilarious and a good human being, but when he's starting threads every 5 minutes, he pisses everyone off and i get tired of defending him. now the mods use any excuse to ban him. they'll keep doing it so long as he keeping spamming the board. hopefully when he comes back, he'll get that through his thick skull and will learn how to play better with others.

one hobbyist said he was really annoying on oh2, but that happened after i had my run-in with the she-pimp, so i have no idea about or comment on that.

#loyalmanservant

on topic: no scattephaging for me, thx. to be quite honest, i had 2 experiences with eccie-level escorts in which their hygiene was not up to high-level hobby standards for dato, and i got more than i bargained for lol. for me now dato is very much hmmv (her mileage may vary) quite a bit lol..

but no, i'm not gonna embarass the gals, sorry.

[pxmcc]

edit:
but ladies please, use Wet-n-Wipes when nature calls and before every hobby session, especially if you know guys love worshipping your flawless groove thing lol. (the ones they sell at Target are awesome as are Wet Ones, but Costco's are bad because way too thick.) wanna talk about a mood killer-nothing like bad dato to turn a good session into a trainwreck..

[BatteriesNotIncluded]

From an “old folk back in the day”. Not a fucking chance. Grow some balls.