Best of 2013 - DALLAS

[eccienewbie]

Originally Posted by skirtchaser79411

great thead her is one that should be the review of the year

That review also wins the award for "Review most likely to kill luke skywalker."

[Guest092216]

Originally Posted by Say What

Best 'Why Did He Stick His Tongue in There TWICE' thread:

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=931513

Personal preferences aside, this is funny as hell.

Ok, between this teaser and the kickass RDM novel review that zebra mentioned in the hitachi thread I'm starting to feel a bit of penis envy.

Not sure if this is appropriate but if anyone would care to pretend email me the man's version of the juicy details on those two gems I would pretend like it totally never happened. *bats eyelashes*

[ManSlut]

Best threAD of the Year that I did not author but is a personal favorite of mine-
http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=876382&highlight=

Worst Marketing Strategy of the Year -
See above T.O.T.Y.

Best Disabling An Account of the Year-
This is a tie between Tara Evans and Kitty Lamour

Best 180 Degree Reversal of a Drama Scenario That No One Saw Coming-
BossLadyThick & Kitty Lamour drama

Best Bitch Slap Down of the Year with a fur coated ManPimp and a stolen Kenwood Stereo System thrown in for Bonus Points.
See BLT & KL drama thread

My Best Poem on a threAD With Haiku Themes-
http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=865775&highlight=

[skirtchaser79411]

damm i hope this keeps going this could be alot of fun reading

[Guest112814]

Originally Posted by ManSlut

Best threAD of the Year that I did not author but is a personal favorite of mine-
http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=876382&highlight=

Worst Marketing Strategy of the Year -
See above T.O.T.Y.

Best Disabling An Account of the Year-
This is a tie between Tara Evans and Kitty Lamour

Best 180 Degree Reversal of a Drama Scenario That No One Saw Coming-
BossLadyThick & Kitty Lamour drama

Best Bitch Slap Down of the Year with a fur coated ManPimp and a stolen Kenwood Stereo System thrown in for Bonus Points.
See BLT & KL drama thread

My Best Poem on a threAD With Haiku Themes-
http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=865775&highlight=

Tony's poll and Kenwood stereo have been mentioned - the bar is pretty high now. I think it was SD that first posted the pic of the Kenwood Stereo - I still laugh about that.

[Bestman200600]

Manslut

I get a headache trying to read the Mya thread. Too many words.

Disabling your account to avoid some of the drama kings on this board is just good planning.

[skirtchaser79411]

ok i have to ask who was the best slut girl and guy of the year. it might have been me last year but not this time

[eccienewbie]

Best moving target: SweaterPuppies/Kittens/and that other handle.

Now you see him/her, now you don't. It's like...magic.

[Heywood Jablome]

I nominate this review as the one that seemed most likely to be written from a woman's point of view

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=801997&page=2

especially the comment where the op calls a hobbyist 'my dear'

[ManSlut]

Best Kidnapping of the Year???

Anyone?...Anyone??...

[ManSlut]

Best Provider Ad of the Year-

Berkleigh's Mac-n-Cheese/Pussy Slurping Noise Ad (god damn I love hearing that noise when fucking...Thanks Berkleigh, Merry Christmas)

[Prolongus]

Best Source Of Entertainment: ECCIE Newbies. Love 'em. Especially when they are so...info-laden.

[Guest092216]

I vote for the black and white bangin' banner at the bottom of the forum screen as BEST *FCUKING* BANNER!! Dammit I can't take my eyes off of it!

Thanks SW, Prolongus, GR, Manslut, Skirtchaser and eccienewbie (sometimes lol) for your objectivism in posting to this thread and keeping it positive. That is what I was hoping to see develop. Just a great list of interesting stuff all rolled up into one nice and neat thread. Lol.

And thanks to TP (oops I mean BloMe) for your regurgitated accusations and insightful commentary on the writing style of my one and only YES review in an endless sea of NO's.

It's good to know that the organized effort by a couple of pimp-lites and their pet mods (hi bob) to get me banned for multiple handle violations is still at the forefront of your conscience. Way to project, BloMe!

EN....I held back A LOT! You should have seen what I deleted before posting. lol

I guess ya need the shit so the nice as neat stands out! Peace and love!

[pfmtony]

Originally Posted by eccienewbie

Best moving target: SweaterPuppies/Kittens/and that other handle.

Now you see him/her, now you don't. It's like...magic.

I have a theory that these handles are really just some regular trolling for entertainment purposes. I haven't had time or concern enough to say it until now though. It's pretty common on many forums, why not here too? If make a list of my prime suspects, but I dont want to watch someone with mpd argue with their own self.

[DallasDoc]

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