I'll have some Grey Poupon, please

[JONBALLS]

do you have to wash your NUTS with high dollar whore

or will they wash your NUTS for you?

i would think they should wash your nuts

and you should be able to use as MANY TOWELS as you wish........ALL of them dammit

[NinaBrooke]

Originally Posted by dearhunter

So, I met this whore who swears she is not a hooker. She claims that she is a HDH.

You can imagine my surprise at hearing this.

"Nuff heard". I mean.... seriously? A rose is a rose is a rose? Now the question for me is just ... who got fucked here. She or you?

[JBravo]

DH mate,
We can speculate till eternity about what constitutes a 'golden pussy' and I believe the link below will bear the finest explanation ever spoken. No doubt Gilbert Gottfried has rented a golden pussy or two in his time. Good on ya there.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pk-fzM1Fz0

[dearhunter]

Nina, funny that you should mention "rose"...........she had a red rose blossom tatooed around her asshole........she told me to smell the rose.........it smelled a lot like ass.

On the bright side, there was no up charge.

[pyramider]

Were there any thorns?

[Hot to Trot Daphne]

I'm still up in the air about this... Did she have GSO3?

[Guest050715-1]

Originally Posted by dearhunter

Nina, funny that you should mention "rose"...........she had a red rose blossom tatooed around her asshole........she told me to smell the rose.........it smelled a lot like ass.

On the bright side, there was no up charge.

Well then I know who you're talking about LOL. I didn't know she charged by the ounce.

[dearhunter]

LD, if she had whipped out a little GSO3 we wouldn't be having this conversation..........some things are a given.............but, I do appreciate how you can feel for my dilemma.

[R.M.]

Originally Posted by dearhunter

"rose"...........she had a red rose blossom tatooed around her asshole........she told me to smell the rose.........it smelled a lot like ass.

On the bright side, there was no up charge.

Originally Posted by OliviaHoward

Well then I know who you're talking about LOL. I didn't know she charged by the ounce.

That's some funny shit right there. Got me wigging out.

[Guest050715-1]

Originally Posted by R.M.

That's some funny shit right there. Got me wigging out.

LOL!

[WTF]

I think dearhunter is a great potential sugar daddy.

[NinaBrooke]

Originally Posted by dearhunter

She was wearing bling.......she had a rock the size of my pinky nail dangling from a nipple ring.........and I almost forgot.........she had a "HDH" tattoo with an arrow pointing down positioned right above her cooter.

That is just so last century my dear, specially in times of "anal bleaching" , oh no!! Now I am shocked ;-) ! She probably was a HDH back in the days when Michael Jackson was still cool. Oh, wait..... is she "25" since half a century as well And does she think a Bachelor is "a few advanced degrees" , too ?

Nowadays HDHs don‘t use arrow nails tattoed anymore for gents like you, when god has invented the "smartphone" with Navi System! . That said, only if it`s an IPHONE, then she`s a true HDH

[Guest050715-1]

No, this, um, lady just had hers tatted. Mother of God I can't imagine how much THAT hurt. She's low volume too. Just ask her in between her six appointments a day. Guess she's dyslexic. LOL.

WTF, I'm guessing you're right.

[dearhunter]

I love this D&T Forum...........it is full of smart bitches.

We were basking in the afterglow of the 9th time I made her orgasm (fuck you WTF) when I asked her how many carrots her rock was..........she wasn't sure. She did say it took 7 dollars in quarters to get it out of the scoop bin at the chucky cheese.

[R.M.]

chucky cheese is awesome