Quote:
Originally Posted by HoneyRose
Some men want to take the edge off their dating lives~ it keeps them from being intimate with a civilian just because they're horny (and then being stuck with an "insta girlfriend" if it's a girl they don't really like; or having rushed a relationship with a possible future wife if it's a girl they do really like.)
Yes, I've been told this by men. It allows them to date the way they want. One told me he only sees providers when he's between girlfriends.
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From
There's Something About Mary
Dom: You choke the chicken before any big date, don't you? Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date. Oh my God, he doesn't flog the dolphin before a big date. Are you crazy? That's like going out there with a loaded gun! Of course that's why you're nervous. Oh my dear friend, please sit, please. Look, um, after you've had sex with a girl, and you're lying in bed with her, are you nervous? No, you're not, why?
Ted: Cause I'm tired...
Dom: Wrong! It's 'cause you ain't got the baby batter on the brain anymore! Jesus, that stuff will fuck you're head up! Look, the most honest moment in a man's life are the few minutes after he's blown his load - now that is a medical fact. And the reason for it is that you're no longer trying to get laid, you're actually... you're thinking like a girl, and girls love that.