how to understand mixed signals from a woman

[macbeth1000]

Originally Posted by Eva Damita

Hehehe...the day I get a man or relationship, is the day I retire...single since 1989...and lovin it ! (Hey somebodys gotta be single)

You have been single for over 20 years hahaha I dont believe it. I have heard providers claim to go to college and have a blow bang with their homies and other talk about things they have never done but I must admit, your comment takes the cake

[bojulay]

Maybe there was just dirt on her back.

Some areas are hard to reach you know.

[daveindallas]

Originally Posted by macbeth1000

You have been single for over 20 years hahaha I dont believe it. I have heard providers claim to go to college and have a blow bang with their homies and other talk about things they have never done but I must admit, your comment takes the cake

Check her age.....born in '89

I was single in '89 too. When she was a baby.
Yikes!!!

[Eva Damita]

Originally Posted by macbeth1000

You have been single for over 20 years hahaha I dont believe it. I have heard providers claim to go to college and have a blow bang with their homies and other talk about things they have never done but I must admit, your comment takes the cake

My father was a military seargent .. I didn't start screwing til 20. Even at 18 I wasn't allowed to use tampons, or that was a severe beat down if found. Not everybody does the high school/college sweet heart crap. I surely didn't. Have I had a FWB in college? A few. Have I had a BF? Nope not been my focus , but maybe one day. This doesn't mean my romantic life is null and void, lol. I choose this.

Believe as you wish, but I'm just one example of extreme sheltering and militant up bringing.

Ok, Lifetime movie network is not needed here...lol

[Vic Kosslovich]

This is where simple touching comes in so handy. Many men struggle for the right words, but a simple hand on her waist while you help her clean up will tell you all you need to know. Either she'll pull away (highly unlikely) or she'll lean into your hand. Of course, her taking off her top is a HUGE clue.

Vic

[ManSlut]

Originally Posted by Eva Damita

Sounds like subconsciously, she wanted the d!ck...ijs

Subconscious my Butt !! To me she was consciously saying, "Fuck me now but come at me slowly."...What I would have said, if I was attracted to her, is, "Sure, I'd love to clean the dirt on your back if you'll clean the dirt on my back (dick) too?"

Damn OP, I'm going to have to send you a copy of my book, IF YOU AIN'T GETTING YOUR FACE SLAPPED NOW AND THEN YOU MUST NOT BE TRYING TO GET LAID. Chapter 3 describes if a woman talks about sex or allows talk about sex, she WANTS SEX...If she is a true GOOD GIRL she won't go there at all in convo.

[Eva Damita]

Originally Posted by ManSlut

Subconscious my Butt !! To me she was consciously saying, "Fuck me now but come at me slowly."...What I would have said, if I was attracted to her, is, "Sure, I'd love to clean the dirt on your back if you'll clean the dirt on my back (dick) too?"

Damn OP, I'm going to have to send you a copy of my book, IF YOU AIN'T GETTING YOUR FACE SLAPPED NOW AND THEN YOU MUST NOT BE TRYING TO GET LAID. Chapter 3 describes if a woman talks about sex or allows talk about sex, she WANTS SEX...If she is a true GOOD GIRL she won't go there at all in convo.

Exactly...it will not even be brought up.

So what you say, ManSlut is that her signals were clear...crystal even - only to the trained eye.

It's important to read between the lines too @ OP.

Good Luck !

Wonder why no ladies chimed in btw...I have the boys to myself ♡

[argus256]

Don't try to understand women.

Women understand women and they hate each other.

[ManSlut]

Originally Posted by Eva Damita

Exactly...it will not even be brought up.

So what you say, ManSlut is that her signals were clear...crystal even - only to the trained eye...

What I think is an untrained blind 5 year old would have realized any female who invites you to her place after hangin' out in a hot tub and starts prancin' around topless would have been ridin' that ASS before any subliminal messages about 'dirt' got brought up...Seriously, was there a dust bowl or did she do some spring garden prep before he got to her place? DIRT, where the fuck did that come from...LMAO

Jimmy, here's what I do, fire off a text and invite her over to clean some dirt on your back. I think you can salvage this if you start realizing women love to fuck too and the 5 year old ain't half the man Jimmy is!!

[Eva Damita]

Originally Posted by argus256

Don't try to understand women.

Women understand women and they hate each other.

Claps hands.

[pyramider]

It's clear the OP's friend wants my contact info.

[TexTushHog]

Originally Posted by argus256

Don't try to understand women.

Women understand women and they hate each other.

A great old expression containing much wisdom!! (At least if not taken too literally!)

[joshf26]

Dude... SMH... Dude... ... ... ... ... Your man card is being revoked... SMH...

[bojulay]

I would have washed that dirt off and used a clean rag to do it.
Then I would have offered to make any small repairs around her house, oh yeah,
then I would have offered to change the oil in her car when it got to 3000 miles
sense the last one.

Oh I'm just getting warmed up, wait until I get to yard work and plumbing repairs.

[Guest061614]

Originally Posted by Hercules

You're trying to understand women?

Oh....you're serious? Do this instead. Find a hammer. Apply it to your forehead. Easier and less painful.

Post of the young year!