I want a Dildo I’m My Ass

[Unique_Carpenter]

Talking to, or arguing with?

[LustyBustyGina38FF]

Originally Posted by Chiefs3peat

I don’t understand what benefit it would do eccie to ban me. I pay every 2 weeks for premium access. That’s basically shooting eccie in the foot. Plus I bother no one here and give intel. This whole getting pegged with a strap on then transitioning to a TS is something I hoped the community would advise me on. Like what lubes, how do I prepare my asshole etc. I just wanted advice , no problems. I don’t know why you don’t like me sir but it is what it is.

First you need to do 4 Enemas back to back .. Then take Xlax
Clean the bum hole out till you SQUIRT out clear water
Then move on to the strapon or TS ...

What I had to do for a video to squirt Milk out my ass For Milk MILFS shoot in 2009 lol

[Demolition]

Start by buying a dildo and trying doing it yourself. Then you can literally go and fuck yourself

[Lovedaty]

I'd want to watch u get pounded, I think it would be an interested session.

[TooHotToHandle]

Howdy, Mr. Chiefs3Peat! You're the man for sharing your deepest, darkest fantasies with all the strangers on this site. While not my cup of tea (the most I'd ever want is a beautiful woman's finger or tongue in and around my anus), I applaud your candor.

Now, can you get some of the chicks on the scene to lower their rates? I know you have the power, sir. C'mon 320 instead of 310? WTH?

[Bowser98]

Now we have AE2 AND AE3 responding to AE1. LOL/SMH

[NordicJag]

Originally Posted by LustyBustyGina38FF

First you need to do 4 Enemas back to back .. Then take Xlax
Clean the bum hole out till you SQUIRT out clear water
Then move on to the strapon or TS ...

What I had to do for a video to squirt Milk out my ass For Milk MILFS shoot in 2009 lol

Where might one obtain a copy of that video?

[TooHotToHandle]

Mr. Bowser; I've already mentioned this before...I am NOT him...this fellow, who may or may not have multiple handles, is of the Negroid persuasion. I'm of the Caucasoid persuasion. He's a procurer and high-class gangsta and I actually work for a living. He's black and I'm white.

[Busty]

TRUTH ^^^
I searched the word, 'Dangit' because it's a rare usage in slang, used 26 times on Eccie.
Shine/Pitroom never used it but Winn Dixie has

[winn dixie]

If someone bet me I had posted dangit I would've said NO and lost.

[TooHotToHandle]

Well, I don't know what to say anymore. I just want the managers/handlers/schedulers/deadbeat BFs on this site to get their women to lower their rates and improve their service. That is all.

[Unique_Carpenter]

I've counted four.
This is a humorous game for our entertainment.

[Slave Guinevere]

Originally Posted by Busty

TRUTH ^^^
I searched the word, 'Dangit' because it's a rare usage in slang, used 26 times on Eccie.
Shine/Pitroom never used it but Winn Dixie has

Sigh...

Dangit is not an unusual word... It just depends where you are from originally... If you are from the Deep South it is used all the time and it certainly is not a reason to start creating something out of nothing... Sigh...

While, Texas, is not the Deep South... We have a lot of oil workers who come in and out of our little world and for the love of the GAME, fiesta and a board member that is a heck of a good time...

Do you think that you could just LIGHTEN UP for a bit and learn to laugh a bit? Lol

We also like to use Dagnabbit, Whatchamacallit and I can list a 1000 other southern colloquialisms that could get everyone's knickers twisted even Stephen King before he decided that Salem's lot was a bad place to live... but definitely not Faulkner's...because I may or may not have played in the same darn Hollers...climbed a few of Rowan's Oaks and enjoyed a few iced teas while eating some pecan and apple pies on many a summer day...drifting on a squeaky porch swing... as lazy, fat mosquitoes made a meal out of our bare legs...

Soooo... Try to take a breath and enjoy life and I'm going to enjoy my new backyard... streets filled with music and fiesta colors, friendly people, magical voices, languages, delicious Mexican delights and music that singes your soul...

Relax Busty... Enjoy life... 🤗

[Busty]

I wasn't the person that brought up the observation of new people, that was Winn dixie.
Me & him have been flirting/having fun, unless someone missed that part.


whoever wants their strap-on/dildo play is in for a ride. Yee haaa

[Slave Guinevere]

Originally Posted by Busty

I wasn't the person that brought up the observation of new people, that was Winn dixie.
Me & him have been flirting/having fun, unless someone missed that part.


whoever wants their strap-on/dildo play is in for a ride. Yee haaa

Busty... Baby Jane.. BBB... You do you...lol 😂

Maybe, YOU haven't been paying attention... I can remember everything that I have read or heard then weave it into a song, story or whatever else amuses me at that moment...

Your rudimentary attempts to reprint the school book for me are just that...elementary... Or haven't you figured that out yet? I mean, if you want to play Little House on the Prairie.. I hear that they are looking for a replacement for Mrs Olson and you have that part down PERFECTLY!🤗

The question is... Who wants to play MR.OLESON?😈

The point which you have failed to perceive on my earlier post, was to stop chasing imaginary dragons, like you have been bound in a straight jacket for centuries and you have been sent to save HOOKERDOME from the big bad wolf and just learn to laugh, enjoy the board, the people and the MOMENT...

Enjoy that switchboard Mrs. Oleson...😉

I'm out to have FUN...LOL 😂

https://youtu.be/TgbcKkWdt70?si=_dVy4XfnjEZUSrIu

PS

Nell's... Do you know who is taking it up the ass now?😇