Damn, every one of these happens to me all the time. No wonder I'm a fucking basket case!
Here are a few more:
- people who aren't SPECIFIC (for example, when my wife asks "can you get me that thing in the drawer?" What fucking thing and which fucking drawer?
- people who can't rinse their plate or leave food in the pan on the stove overnight (for example, on that rare occasion when my wife cooks and for whatever reason I'm not around to clean up her mess, I'll come home and she's left the good leftovers on the stove for the fucking flies and ants).
- people who either don't replace the toilet paper (which just goes up my ass a million miles, no pun intended), or replace it with the paper "under" instead of over (the correct way).
- drivers who speed up once you put your blinker on to not let you in even though there's plenty of room (hate those mf'ers)
- drivers who block the intersection when traffic is backed up (major assholes)
- coworkers who heat up the smelliest shit in the microwave that permeates every inch of the building (no offense to Asians, I love them, but they're usually the culprits)
It has been a rough week for me, so I could go on and on. Some beotch cut me off yesterday and on the back of her vehicle was a sticker that said "My driving scares me too!" Seriously, some people don't belong behind the wheel.