Stank Asses

[Obvious Lee]

Maybe the mongers involved are just trying to preserve their skins’ microbiome? Not showering seems to be trending massively out in Kali these days. Just because all their water goes to almond farms there is no reason for us to try it here in Texas.

On a serious note, we ought to consider the source of the complaints - Asian ladies that bathe 6+ times/day and eat red meat less than 6 times/ year. A vegetarian or near-vegetarian provider may well think we well-bathed and brushed/flossed/rinsed Texans, who nonetheless love us some barbecue and steak and enchiladas with onions and a tamale on the side, are more malodorous than those unwashed avocado-toast/boba-tea swilling/sushi-loving Californians, which considering the differences in diet, we definitely are. If they started eating the local cuisine on a regular basis, they’ll be nose-blind to us Texans in no time. Of course, they’d also be fatter and smellier then, too.

[TexomaCowboy]

Obvious - entertaining AND accurate read sir.

Especially enjoyed "malodorous". Haven't seen that word since a 6th grade Spelling Bee.

[Pepperjohnson83]

I wash but just enough so there's that faint smell of fermented ass in the distance. Gotta keep these b's on the edge. It ain't kink if it don't stink

[Eliot_Spitzer]

Originally Posted by Obvious Lee

Maybe the mongers involved are just trying to preserve their skins’ microbiome? Not showering seems to be trending massively out in Kali these days. Just because all their water goes to almond farms there is no reason for us to try it here in Texas.

On a serious note, we ought to consider the source of the complaints - Asian ladies that bathe 6+ times/day and eat red meat less than 6 times/ year. A vegetarian or near-vegetarian provider may well think we well-bathed and brushed/flossed/rinsed Texans, who nonetheless love us some barbecue and steak and enchiladas with onions and a tamale on the side, are more malodorous than those unwashed avocado-toast/boba-tea swilling/sushi-loving Californians, which considering the differences in diet, we definitely are. If they started eating the local cuisine on a regular basis, they’ll be nose-blind to us Texans in no time. Of course, they’d also be fatter and smellier then, too.

If you think Korean women eat red meat less than 6 times a year I got a bridge I want to sell you.

[CaptainZman]

Originally Posted by Eliot_Spitzer

If you think Korean women eat red meat less than 6 times a year I got a bridge I want to sell you.

That’s the truth. They eat more steaks than a Texas rancher does in a year.

[TexomaCowboy]

Originally Posted by CaptainZman

That’s the truth. They eat more steaks than a Texas rancher does in a year.

I think that the truth is right in the middle.
Obviously, Koreans enjoy their beef, otherwise Korean BBQ and Shabu-Shabu wouldn't be so popular. On the other hand, Koreans will also eat lots of rice & fish & vegetables & pork, while a rancher eats his T-Bone with a side of Ribeye, and NY Strip for desert.

[Mandingo_]

Yeah I think first heard that word in a Charles Barkley Old Spice commercial when I was a kid. Personally I could care less about another’s personal hygine unless they are in my space. Said hygine (or lack thereof) os also an issue though if it’s affecting the decision of talent to return to the area. Quite a few ladies in NorCal simply refused to see Indian customers who they described as rude but moreover emitted an overpowering odor. Others just just stopped coming to the bay. If providers don’t like this area for something that cant be helped, like weather or just risk aversion. I get it. But risking talent for something as silly as not washing would be ridiculous.

Originally Posted by TexomaCowboy

Obvious - entertaining AND accurate read sir.

Especially enjoyed "malodorous". Haven't seen that word since a 6th grade Spelling Bee.

[TheTopG655]

Originally Posted by Big b.o.b.1

By a wide margin, the girls tell me that Indian guys are the worst offenders. That’s why many refuse to see them, and if they do, give them an extended shower scrub down, which doesn’t always help. These Korean girls take cleaning to a higher level than even us Americans do, so the least some of these guys can do is shower themselves daily, or modify their diets somewhat if they want to be skin to skin with an Asian girl. Now who I feel sorry for is the girl providers that actually work in India (and other countries) and have to endure these odorous men daily, lol.

Very informative Bob

[ExodusFest]

I enjoy a Tuma without shower

[CalvinK]

Originally Posted by Mandingo_

Yeah I think first heard that word in a Charles Barkley Old Spice commercial when I was a kid. Personally I could care less about another’s personal hygine unless they are in my space. Said hygine (or lack thereof) os also an issue though if it’s affecting the decision of talent to return to the area. Quite a few ladies in NorCal simply refused to see Indian customers who they described as rude but moreover emitted an overpowering odor. Others just just stopped coming to the bay. If providers don’t like this area for something that cant be helped, like weather or just risk aversion. I get it. But risking talent for something as silly as not washing would be ridiculous.

<TLDR> I must rant about this topic. Thanks OP for bringing it up for discussion.

Top notch personal hygene ranks higher than good looks, sexiness, a big dick , even money, on a provider list. Many will provide bad service intentionally so a stinky or unpleasant customer, will never come back, I have been told so by a good few,( for example Velvet once complained to me she got a bad review for using a condom selectively with a guy whith a smelly dick. The guy , a very active poster and reviewer, was pissed off that he was the only one who was rubberized, lol.) It is the most basic step for a successful encounter.

The sad part is, malodourous folks have no idea their BO is overpowering and repugnant they do not smell it, and will be butthurt if you tell it to their face , therefore , I assume our Asian girl friends, being nonconfrontational, will not be open a about it, but they will bitch about it to others. You just need to hear the stories and see their faces when they talk about this stuff. Just ask your ATF, or Abby ( she is funny and direct) or your local L1 subamp providers.i am sure the booker will be notified as well.

I also experienced with a few Southeast Asians colleagues, who use curry and/or other specific spices in their diet , are emitting an odor which they are unaware of, even if they keep their asses more or less squeaky clean. Even the women, especially the ones in traditional garbs stink. Talk about a bonner killer.

I speculate the price hike in part is to screen out some unwanted customers.

I had to rant a little about this topic, as it bothers me too, on how we might lose interesting talent as a result or just think we are the next in line.

[txcasper]

lol.....dayuuum; he got rubberized!!!

[HoustonHobbiest]

Originally Posted by CalvinK

<TLDR> I must rant about this topic. Thanks OP for bringing it up for discussion.

Top notch personal hygene ranks higher than good looks, sexiness, a big dick , even money, on a provider list. Many will provide bad service intentionally so a stinky or unpleasant customer, will never come back, I have been told so by a good few,( for example Velvet once complained to me she got a bad review for using a condom selectively with a guy whith a smelly dick. The guy , a very active poster and reviewer, was pissed off that he was the only one who was rubberized, lol.) It is the most basic step for a successful encounter.

The sad part is, malodourous folks have no idea their BO is overpowering and repugnant they do not smell it, and will be butthurt if you tell it to their face , therefore , I assume our Asian girl friends, being nonconfrontational, will not be open a about it, but they will bitch about it to others. You just need to hear the stories and see their faces when they talk about this stuff. Just ask your ATF, or Abby ( she is funny and direct) or your local L1 subamp providers.i am sure the booker will be notified as well.

I also experienced with a few Southeast Asians colleagues, who use curry and/or other specific spices in their diet , are emitting an odor which they are unaware of, even if they keep their asses more or less squeaky clean. Even the women, especially the ones in traditional garbs stink. Talk about a bonner killer.

I speculate the price hike in part is to screen out some unwanted customers.

I had to rant a little about this topic, as it bothers me too, on how we might lose interesting talent as a result or just think we are the next in line.

I have heard that alot about Indian from India. They don't clean themselves and they smell.

[Asianhobbyist]

A lot of hand wringing here about something very basic. If you look good, smell good, and exude cleanliness, you will likely have a much better session than if you had a stinking ass, unwashed privates, disheveled appearance, etc. this is basic hygiene folks. It also translates often to surprise menu options and new experiences. Nowadays even though I wash squeaky clean before going, I just take their offer for a quick shower regardless and when they see I am already clean plus more washing any stank concerns are out of the window.

[AspenCalifornia]

Originally Posted by CalvinK

I had to rant a little about this topic, as it bothers me too, on how we might lose interesting talent as a result or just think we are the next in line.

Totally agree with everything you said in your post. I would also add guys being too rough and being too forceful about BBFS to the list of reasons why girls may not want to visit Dallas (or return to Dallas). I have heard numerous girls complain about these two (in addition to stinky guys).

[ArseneKnows]

Originally Posted by Big b.o.b.1

By a wide margin, the girls tell me that Indian guys are the worst offenders. That’s why many refuse to see them, and if they do, give them an extended shower scrub down, which doesn’t always help. These Korean girls take cleaning to a higher level than even us Americans do, so the least some of these guys can do is shower themselves daily, or modify their diets somewhat if they want to be skin to skin with an Asian girl. Now who I feel sorry for is the girl providers that actually work in India (and other countries) and have to endure these odorous men daily, lol.

Hate how this Indian stereotype gives all browns a bad rep. And the worst part is, it’s actually true. I remember back when I was in college at UT Dallas, and as soon as I would enter the hallways my nose would be hit with a strong stench of B.O., like raw onion. It’s like a lot of brown people are not self-aware or something.