Worst Date EVER...

[notequiteatroll]

these are hilarious. mostly.

[nwaarguy]

when i first started the hobby i could only see BP women well anyway she got lost twice the woman i called up and when she got to my hotel. I had to go outside and find her and walk her up to my room and then things became more clear. I'll put it like this so i'm not breaking any rules i think before she saw me she had a outcall with Johnnie Walker and jim beam and jackdaniels read into that what you will. she came in my room asked for the donation which i gave no problem . and then she tired to put a show on for me a fell over and it's was so bad i faked it after 10 mins i got her outta there it was just not going to be good. after it was done she though i was just not attracted to her it was not that at all it was just so disappointing and waste of time.

[peter north77]

Originally Posted by galantnight

I once had a passionate incall session with such exhausting chemistry I suggested we finish by replenishing our body fluids with a bottle of bubbly I had in my car. She enthusiastically agreed and I hastily dressed sans undergarments to retrieve the refreshment. When I returned to the room 5 minutes later, my garments were in a sack outside the locked door - and nobody answered my knock! Apparently her jealous BF had been lurking nearby and decided enough was enough! I had planned to shower but had to settle by visiting the local McDonalds restroom to clean-up and dress appropriately! Moral - ascertain if the provider has a BF nearby and never leave the room without all your personnel possessions! :-) And she was so sweet!!! :-(

I hate when the BF is hiding in the shower,curtain closed off course. I have no problem defending my self , if I have to.but I always try to avoid such a confrontation.

[Ginger Doll]

My worst date ever, absolutely the worst...

It was about 4 months into the hobby for me and my screening techniques were seriously lacking. I was doing my best, but I was pretty naïve and clueless at that time.

I accepted a date with an older attorney from St. Louis, at least that's what he told me. Met him for a cocktail at a bar next to my incall (yeah, that was my screening then) and he must've palmed something very mind altering into my drink. We left there and went back to my incall, and I immediately started feeling incredibly lightheaded, dizzy and could barely keep my eyes open, almost passing out. Adrenaline kicked in when I realized what was happening & I ended up side kicking him off the bed into the television armoire, breaking his glasses and throwing them in one direction, throwing his keys in the other direction and running half naked to my car. I locked myself in until a friend could pick me up. Thanks to Mom & Dad for those Tae Kwon Do lessons. I knew that green belt would eventually come in handy.

My friend picked me up and brought me back to his apartment. I immediately called my good friend Blonde Lily (remember her? I miss her!) to tell her what happened. About halfway through the story, she stopped me and asked me what his number was. I gave her the prefix and the first 3 digits and she filled in the last 4, saying that he was on his way to her house!

It was then that we both realized the importance of extremely diligent screening. It's not always just the cops we are trying to avoid. That was very, very scary. I was very shaken for several days afterwards & almost didn't return to the hobby.

[nwaarguy]

Originally Posted by Ginger Doll

My worst date ever, absolutely the worst...

It was about 4 months into the hobby for me and my screening techniques were seriously lacking. I was doing my best, but I was pretty naïve and clueless at that time.

I accepted a date with an older attorney from St. Louis, at least that's what he told me. Met him for a cocktail at a bar next to my incall (yeah, that was my screening then) and he must've palmed something very mind altering into my drink. We left there and went back to my incall, and I immediately started feeling incredibly lightheaded, dizzy and could barely keep my eyes open, almost passing out. Adrenaline kicked in when I realized what was happening & I ended up side kicking him off the bed into the television armoire, breaking his glasses and throwing them in one direction, throwing his keys in the other direction and running half naked to my car. I locked myself in until a friend could pick me up. Thanks to Mom & Dad for those Tae Kwon Do lessons. I knew that green belt would eventually come in handy.

My friend picked me up and brought me back to his apartment. I immediately called my good friend Blonde Lily (remember her? I miss her!) to tell her what happened. About halfway through the story, she stopped me and asked me what his number was. I gave her the prefix and the first 3 digits and she filled in the last 4, saying that he was on his way to her house!

It was then that we both realized the importance of extremely diligent screening. It's not always just the cops we are trying to avoid. That was very, very scary. I was very shaken for several days afterwards & almost didn't return to the hobby.

that just makes me sad ginger.

[Ginger Doll]

Originally Posted by nwaarguy

that just makes me sad ginger.

Me, too. The hardest part for me to get over was the inability to stop thinking about what would've/could've happened if I would have actually passed out that night. I have a vivid imagination & it's not always my friend.

Thankfully, nearly all of my hobby experiences since then have been with sweet, respectful gentleman such as yourself. Thanks guys, you are appreciated.

[nwaarguy]

I can only speak for myself I am naturally submissive on a date or hobby how ever you put it in the back of my mind i try to think about how a woman see things. I'm always clean up shave where needed mouthwash ect. But at the end of the day when a provider see's me i'm glad she does so time is more valuable then any donation given.

It just saddens me really some people would take advantage of this hobby to hurt someone else is all.

[BabyDallass]

Good thing you got out safe! I Havnt had to beat anyone Up yet, but I will if I have to!

[skbinks]

Ginger, I am glad you got out in time, that should never happen to anybody. I know to each their own, but for me personally, I just can't see why someone would drug an escort, or anybody else for that matter because that is still rape even if they left $10G's as a tip before leaving.

Originally Posted by BabyDallass

Good thing you got out safe! I Havnt had to beat anyone Up yet, but I will if I have to!

Baby, you can kick my butt anytime hun, I wouldn't fight back, not that it would be effective at my age anyway. Just don't mess up my pretty face too much. LOL

[tuckahoe]

Originally Posted by Ginger Doll

Me, too. The hardest part for me to get over was the inability to stop thinking about what would've/could've happened if I would have actually passed out that night. I have a vivid imagination & it's not always my friend.

Thankfully, nearly all of my hobby experiences since then have been with sweet, respectful gentleman such as yourself. Thanks guys, you are appreciated.

One of the reasons it is comforting to date Ginger is you know without a doubt you will be safe with her.

My worst date was back before I met Ginger. Tried a BP ad. The girl who answered the door was not the girl in the ad, and the awful smokey smell in the room was not from a cigarette. I had been extremely horny, but lost all desire and got out of there.

[Ginger Doll]

Originally Posted by tuckahoe

One of the reasons it is comforting to date Ginger is you know without a doubt you will be safe with her...

Thank you, Tuck. You're a sweetie.

[Guest040816]

[chevreboy]

My worst was years back while travelling in Houston. Met a provider who was well reviewed. Went inside her incall and heard a lengthy story of all her touring activities the past week.
Disrobed, layed on bed, some kissing, went for some DATY, and literally 30 seconds later.....light snoring! She fell asleep!

At first it was a crush to my oral ego, but I have pleasure many in the past, so I tied it to her just being worn out.

I didn't have the heart to wake her, so I politely got dressed, left a little $ just to be nice and let myself out.

Good thing was, she called later that day and apologized forever. Ade up for it with a VERY intense free session the following week, so I couldn't complain much.

Had another provider in Dallas, years ago, bust out an accidental loud ass fart while she squatted down for BBBj. She was really embarrassed, but I couldn't do much from laughing so hard.

[DallasRain]

quote===Had another provider in Dallas, years ago, bust out an accidental loud ass fart while she squatted down for BBBj. She was really embarrassed, but I couldn't do much from laughing so hard.

OMFG that is horrible,but funny!!

[chevreboy]

At least it wasn't an SBD!