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lickidyclit · 06-03-2016, 05:25 AM

Truth known KT, my grand father was a herdsman for a large diary farm, albeit many years ago when I was a youngster, I too had thought about that same perverted action, but I was only 7 years old!

KilgoreTrout1967 · 06-03-2016, 05:47 AM

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Originally Posted by lickidyclit

Truth known KT, my grand father was a herdsman for a large diary farm, albeit many years ago when I was a youngster, I too had thought about that same perverted action, but I was only 7 years old!

At that age, you might have fit in the teat cup, and busty baby girl would not have been around to give you fair warning!

They say our biggest regrets are the things we passed on when we were younger, but maybe not in this specific instance.

taggert · 06-03-2016, 09:24 AM

Why waste time with a rubber tube and a vacuum pump? If your already on the farm just visit bessie. Bet she wont ask you for roses lol!

jokacz · 06-03-2016, 09:54 AM

Is Bessie a VP?

Most of her herd seem to be.

KilgoreTrout1967 · 06-03-2016, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by jokacz

Is Bessie a VP?

Most of her heard seem to be.

You started off funny there. Can you think of a better follow up?

1. Is Bessie a VP? I heard she was udderly bovine.
2 Is Bessie a VP? And do you know if she squirts?
3. Is Bessie a VP? I am in the mood for a Moo-ving experience.
4. Is Bessie a VP? I've been looking for a Grade A piece of meat.
5. Is Bessie a VP? Damn! I wish I weren't a vegetarian.

Just a couple alternatives to consider.

Guest070916 · 06-03-2016, 10:36 AM

Bessie's in town and a feature at one of our lame pastie peeler palaces....

PM been trying to gets her inta his stable.....

Up & cuming 'guest speaker' fer sure.....