When you touch your anus or scratch your ass.what do you do?

[sms918]

fetish.......pay extra!

[oldtiger]

X. Stick said finger in your mom's vagina.

[UTRDaisy]

they should make a back scratcher with just one finger.

[Netx9]

Originally Posted by pickupkid

a.wipe your hands

b. wash your hands..

c. smell your fingers...stop hanging around monkeys

d. ask Bonn

B. Now, if you're talking about ball sweat, C!

Now, a good quality, 2-ply toilet paper will prevent your finger from ripping through the toilet paper for the inadvertent self stank finger!!

[OldYeller]

Wash it off in Bonn's milk.

[Blaze]

Originally Posted by Von Spieler

I'm either feeling for Klingons in the hairs around the sphincter, squeezing a hemorrhoid, or peeling away the scotch tape looking for pinworms.

That is soo wrong on so many levels!