I just won the Nigerian lottery!!!!

[Tara Evans]

You know it's funny I win it alt least once a week. Lets all go celebrate. But the last one I got they wanted me to send all my personal information so they can send it to my bank. lol.

[Dharma]

Well Tara, what are you waiting for? Hurry up so you can join the Nigerian Millionaires Club with us!

[Torito]

Moved to Sandbox. Not hobby related.

Torito

[daltxm4f]

Originally Posted by Dannie

So since everyone is rolling in the dough again, can providers raise their rates? Great!

Yes you can! Done and Done. I went 50 sessions with you.

[daltxm4f]

Originally Posted by Tara Evans

You know it's funny I win it alt least once a week. Lets all go celebrate. But the last one I got they wanted me to send all my personal information so they can send it to my bank. lol.

Wow Tara you ARE really lucky!!!

They wanted you to send your personal information with a pic more like it.

[gucio]

You can help my friend I met on a dating site. She is a German model and is stuck in Lagos because her boyfriend ran with her money and now the hotel is holding her passport until her bill is paid.

I have sent him/her a bunch of emails with phony Western Union money transfer tracking numbers

[daltxm4f]

Yes Gucio, I spoke with my friends in Nigeria and they can help her out.

[Chainsaw Anthropologist]

Wow, this really is a freaky Friday!!
I just got a call from College Station....it seems I've won the 10 million dollar Aggie lottery.
Ten dollars a year for a million years.

[Dharma]

Congratulations CA! Wow, the hits just keep coming! Dallas must be the luckiest place on earth! I have a question. With all these billions in Nigeria, how is it still considered a third world country?

[Mopar71]

I won a giant stuffed banana at the state fair today, how does that rate?? I'd gladly let it go for $1 million tho.

[Guest071613-2]

Originally Posted by Mopar71

I won a giant stuffed banana at the state fair today, how does that rate?? I'd gladly let it go for $1 million tho.

Winning anything at the fair is worth at least a quarter million, since that is about what it takes in tickets to play, before you actually win.

A giant banana, I would estimate the value at somewhere between $250k-$500k depending on what game you won it on.

You might want to see if any providers would be interested in trading a session or two for your massive banana? Be prepared though! Rates have gone up, what with all the free-flowing wealth pouring out of Nigeria into the U.S!

[Juan Pablo de Marco]

Originally Posted by Torito

Not hobby related.

Torito

the hell it aint. what do you think is the first thing i'm gonna do with my millions? which should be in the bank as we speak.

JPdM

[lisa.lisa0302]

That was funny..

Ah I wish the good uncle would stop telling me I won the lottery every week, how he just needs someone to help get the money here...hehehehe.

I'll take a portion of my millions and buy this guys stuffed banana...giggling

Originally Posted by Mopar71

I won a giant stuffed banana at the state fair today, how does that rate?? I'd gladly let it go for $1 million tho.

[LazurusLong]

A few years ago, I was selling a used car on CL.

Got the typical scammer email.

Only instead of deleting it, I played.

They sent me a check, drawn on a US bank account for a major corporation for 2K more than the car was worth and did the typical, please cash and Western Union the over payment.

I claimed I never got the check (postage was about a buck and it was sent from Canada meaning it was international and the FBI won't bother, I know because I called them asking about it).

I also called the bank it was drawn on and talked to someone in fraud. They said the only one who would be in trouble if I cashed it was me and they WOULD come after me if I cashed it.

I keep it as a souvenir.

At least they had to pay to print the check and postage to mail it....

[otrdriver]

Damn just my luck This week all the winners are in the DFW area,,,oh well