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01-17-2013, 05:41 PM
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Location: houston
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Originally Posted by Jackie S
Geeze, lighten up. This is a fuckin SHMB.
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I think Whirly wants to fuc Ted Cruz!
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01-17-2013, 07:06 PM
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#17
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Join Date: Dec 23, 2009
Location: Central Texas
Posts: 15,047
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Originally Posted by WTF
I think Whirly wants to fuc Ted Cruz! ![Laughbounce2](https://cdn-w.eccie.net/images/smilies/modern/laughbounce2.gif)
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I heard that Whirly is "Trending" toward having Ted Cruz's baby!
Whirly and Ted C. --------> ![Mf Boff](https://cdn-w.eccie.net/images/smilies/modern/mf_boff.gif) <-------- Whirly and Ted C.
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01-17-2013, 07:21 PM
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#18
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User ID: 118353
Join Date: Jan 21, 2012
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Posts: 5,799
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Originally Posted by essence
Of course, being black girls, the price of dinner has to include price of new hair and maybe new nails. Then some groceries and a light bill to get the lights cut back on.
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This is the funniest shit I've read on here all year lol.
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01-17-2013, 07:34 PM
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#19
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Join Date: Jan 21, 2010
Location: Houston
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Originally Posted by brownsugarbaby
This is the funniest shit I've read on here all year lol.
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Thank you. The year is only a couple of weeks old.
Of course i missed out the:
'we'll meet at 7:30, I'll give a call at 7:00'
7:00, 7:15, 7:30. 7:45, still no answer to my calls, fuck it, I'm going out for a meal for one, it saves driving across town and paying for dinner for two, anyway she has her 'friend' staying and she won;t leave until Saturday, and I need to pace myself for tomorrow's girl.
Hence I'm here passing time, I think it is time to get me a life and go eat somewhere local. geeze, it's 8:30.
What is wrong with these girls, they can't answer the phone? Shit, I already paid her for the hair at lunchtime today. Do you have any idea how much hair costs? When they have to redo it every 3 days?
Shit.
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01-17-2013, 07:45 PM
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#20
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Join Date: Jan 20, 2010
Location: Houston
Posts: 14,460
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Originally Posted by MixedUniqueQueen
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Are those man brows?
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Originally Posted by essence
Of course i missed out the:
'we'll meet at 7:30, I'll give a call at 7:00'
7:00, 7:15, 7:30. 7:45, still no answer to my calls, fuck it, I'm going out for a meal for one, it saves driving across town and paying for dinner for two, anyway she has her 'friend' staying and she won;t leave until Saturday, and I need to pace myself for tomorrow's girl.
Hence I'm here passing time, I think it is time to get me a life and go eat somewhere local. geeze, it's 8:30.
What is wrong with these girls, they can't answer the phone? Shit, I already paid her for the hair at lunchtime today. Do you have any idea how much hair costs? When they have to redo it every 3 days?
Shit.
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Don't tell me you are paying for her phone too. You know you are on a whore board?
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01-17-2013, 07:53 PM
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Location: Central Texas
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Originally Posted by gnadfly
Are those man brows?
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Apparently, MixedUniqueQueen has found a new suitor!
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01-17-2013, 09:13 PM
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Join Date: Jan 21, 2010
Location: Houston
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Originally Posted by gnadfly
Are those man brows?
Don't tell me you are paying for her phone too. You know you are on a whore board?
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Didn't you know a man has to support his women? Especially when they are exclusive ![Hypo H4h](https://cdn-w.eccie.net/images/smilies/modern/hypo_h4h.gif) apart from their butch gfs. Is butch a word you understand in the US? I was talking to her at lunchtime, pointing out what to me looked like a very butch girl, I asked her whether she fancied her, she replied that it was a neighbour and she has a bf, what does butch mean? I said, short hair, jeans, boots, must be butch.
What I can't understand is why they drop their phones down the toilet so often. Is it all a dastardly plan to get the latest model?
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01-17-2013, 09:17 PM
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Join Date: Jan 21, 2010
Location: Houston
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What I want to know is where mixeduniquequeen has gone. Lots of initial flurry, then nothing. Typical wannabe, no stamina. Come on, girl, the water is warm, the natives are friendly, give us a bit of your temperament.
Joe is desparate for his first taste of chocolate, he is so afraid he will like it, dark and rich, he clings to his coconut like a raft. Michelle is temporarily unavailable, so he will have to go ghetto.
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01-17-2013, 09:42 PM
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Join Date: Jan 20, 2010
Location: Houston
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Originally Posted by essence
Didn't you know a man has to support his women? Especially when they are exclusive ![Hypo H4h](https://cdn-w.eccie.net/images/smilies/modern/hypo_h4h.gif) apart from their butch gfs. Is butch a word you understand in the US? I was talking to her at lunchtime, pointing out what to me looked like a very butch girl, I asked her whether she fancied her, she replied that it was a neighbour and she has a bf, what does butch mean? I said, short hair, jeans, boots, must be butch.
What I can't understand is why they drop their phones down the toilet so often. Is it all a dastardly plan to get the latest model?
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Yes, that is the definition of "butch" here in the states.
"Exclusive?" To like Houston? I don't mind being a "john", I do mind being a "mark."
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01-17-2013, 09:58 PM
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Originally Posted by brownsugarbaby
This is the funniest shit I've read on here all year lol.
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+1 ROTFLMAO
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01-17-2013, 10:03 PM
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#26
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Join Date: Jan 21, 2010
Location: Houston
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Originally Posted by gnadfly
Yes, that is the definition of "butch" here in the states..
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So why didn't my bi friend (who thankfully stood me up for dinner tonight) not know the term? She calls her female friend her "stud".
Maybe it's a Telephone Road thing.
I'm tryiing to convert her from her sinful ways.
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01-17-2013, 10:09 PM
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Join Date: Jan 21, 2010
Location: Houston
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Originally Posted by austxjr
+1 ROTFLMAO
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Well, thank you for laughing, but it's no laughing matter for me. I had to fuck my Houston wife this morning so I could pay her light bill (two months worth), then I had to pay for my jump-off's hair so she can (NOT) go out to a nice restaurant with me tonight, and she falls asleep, meanwhile booty call is trying to send me naughty pics and she's sitting in a friends apt while her female friend is being fucked in an adjoing bedroom, so she is understandably getting a bit frustrated, I ask her to wait until I can do my business tomorrow.
I'm going to make a nice cup of cocoa and read a good book in bed. You can't beat the solitary pleasures.
It was tcl who first sent me some pics showing the various required female companions.
Wife
Gf
Jump-off
Booty-call
The Mistake
The Strange
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01-17-2013, 10:26 PM
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Join Date: Dec 18, 2009
Location: Mesaba
Posts: 31,149
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Obviously it is a new lady to the site, been here all of two days. And obviously she posted in here by mistake. I guess I should not be surprised at the reception. A little coaching for the lady on where to properly post would have been helpful from someone. But it is the Sandbox after all, and she didn't read the forum header, and she IS in Houston, so I guess she will have to get used to it pretty quick.
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01-18-2013, 07:38 PM
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Join Date: Jan 15, 2013
Location: houston tx
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if thts u u are gorgous mami...
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01-18-2013, 07:40 PM
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Join Date: Jan 15, 2013
Location: houston tx
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i will chaser baby i will.... i dont worry about words its all about action ad im doing good s far ...still lookng for a regular but ...
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