Apples to Apples

[Danger Mouse]

Even Sundays, Mr. Q? $20 dances I mean.

As for Joy to Ricks, there's a short article about it in the Austin Business Journal which I'm having trouble accessing right now otherwise I'd link it.

[Guest062010]

Personally, I find the nastiest, hottest chics at Sugar's. My all time fastest record for entering the club and leaving with a dancer was 7 minutes... heh. admittedly I was in the bathroom that's for dancers and femme clientele, heard a drunken one cryin on the phone about no place to go for the night..and well.. too easy. But I'd have to agree with Taylor that it's definitely wise to ask your server where the action is! Generally the servers are all-knowing and fairly objective because they make their money anyway.

[trapperkeeper2000]

So what kind of 'nasty' things have you guys gotten a dancer to do? How did you go about asking for it?

[SofaKingFun]

Originally Posted by trapperkeeper2000

So what kind of 'nasty' things have you guys gotten a dancer to do? How did you go about asking for it?

Just flash them a picture of your avatar and you're in, brah

[harkontume]

Originally Posted by Dee Licious

OK I may get flamed but oh well...
I dreaded 10 dance days... I will share one story as to why I made that statement...
Hey baby, I'll take two dances... hands me a twenty... we move from his table to one of the booths along the wall...
Within 30 seconds he has pulled his pants down enough his dick is sticking out the top... ohhhh baby suck it...
To which I stood up and told him to put his junk away and if he got it out again the "dance" would be OVER his loss not mine... I continue with the dance and again the one eyed monster rears it's head and it's all baby suck it...
I jumped up and thanked him for the "dances" and walked away... seriously? This is not Boys Town it's a titty bar...
So while you might find an accommodating 10 dancer, ya kinda get what ya pay for... when she's going down on you... ... it isn't cause you're sooooo handsome and charming.... ya get what ya pay for... so flame away...

Hiya Dee
I m just a little confused.
Was it the $10 dance in combo with the One eyed anaconda?
Would it have been different with a $20 dance?
please clarify

[Guest041611]

No dear I never played in the clubs... and if I had it wouldn't have been for a measly 20 bucks... and I know enough ladies that took off "sick" on those days... being a dancer and customer if I enter a club and it's 10 dance day I still give the ladies a 20 for the dance...that is if enough quality ladies have shown up for work... AND not to harsh ya'lls mello but 10 dance days bring out the Octopuses... nothing like giving a lap dance and some dude with Gods only know where his hands have been is trying to shove his digits in your holiest of holys! I am not a prude by any means and I didn't mind a guy rubbing on me or even trying to lick things he shouldn't have... but I have been bitten and the whole digit thingy kinda had me on edge and nothing would have me fly off your lap faster!!

[ofcoursenot]

Well, thats extremely unfortunate about the end of $10 dances at Joy/Ricks. I'd become a 'regular' over the past 3 months.

Maybe I'll try Sugars. I haven't been there in about 15 years. Do they have any $10 nights?

[sixxbach]

i think they still do 10 dollar all day and night sundays at landing strip. even expose until 1000pm.

[atxmike23]

Originally Posted by MrQuixote

By the way, I was there yesterday and found out that the dances are now $20 all day everyday.

Does this mean $5 Tuesdays are out too? If so that's a real bummer.

[TaylorMaiden29]

Originally Posted by trapperkeeper2000

So what kind of 'nasty' things have you guys gotten a dancer to do? How did you go about asking for it?

How do I ask? During a SERIES of $2o dances (if she's making eye contact, doing body slides, responsive to sweet closed mouth kisses.........I'll say, "does dancing for me turn you on? Oh it does? I bet your pussy is pretty. Can I see it? Is your pussy an innie or an outie? can I see? Mine's an outie, My inner labia hangs lower than my outer labia. Do you like girls? Have you ever licked a pussy? My pussy is so sweet that men tribute me gifts to come taste every day! Would you like to taste?"

Taylor Maiden loves strippers! And when I'm ready for her to go make some money with someone else, I tell her which guy I want her to go to and what I want her to say to him, and then she goes off......at least a bill richer than before she sat with me.

[Guest062610]

Originally Posted by TaylorMaiden29

How do I ask? During a SERIES of $2o dances (if she's making eye contact, doing body slides, responsive to sweet closed mouth kisses.........I'll say, "does dancing for me turn you on? Oh it does? I bet your pussy is pretty. Can I see it? Is your pussy an innie or an outie? can I see? Mine's an outie, My inner labia hangs lower than my outer labia. Do you like girls? Have you ever licked a pussy? My pussy is so sweet that men tribute me gifts to come taste every day! Would you like to taste?"

Taylor Maiden loves strippers! And when I'm ready for her to go make some money with someone else, I tell her which guy I want her to go to and what I want her to say to him, and then she goes off......at least a bill richer than before she sat with me.

Note to self...invite TaylorMaiden to the strip club next time I'm in Austin...

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