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Old 08-26-2011, 12:42 PM   #16
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Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a bitch?
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Old 08-26-2011, 01:22 PM   #17
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Old 08-26-2011, 01:23 PM   #18
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Old 08-26-2011, 01:24 PM   #19
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Old 08-26-2011, 01:25 PM   #20
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Old 08-26-2011, 01:26 PM   #21
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Old 08-26-2011, 06:35 PM   #25
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I know this may be hard to see but you are on the wrong website I think you meant to go here and talk to someone who can help

Because it is just NOT funny
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I agree I do not think it is funny either.
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A guy went to a brothel and asked for a whore that could take 12 inches. The madam gave him her best one, and the guy went in and started banging the hell out of her, but she started screaming that she couldn't take it. So he goes back to the madam and she gives him another whore. Same thing -- he starts banging her and she starts screaming in pain. He's pissed off now and about to leave when the madam begs him to try one more whore; she assures him this whore will be his best fuck ever. So he goes in a dark room and starts banging another chick, and everything's going great; she keeps taking it and he's loving it. Then all of a sudden, she starts foaming at the mouth. The guy gets freaked out and runs out to tell the madam, who brings over the custodian and says "Hey, Frank, the dead one's full again."
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