Mylie? For real?

[Doove]

Originally Posted by Wetwork Daddy

Marshall, two questions:

First did you buy one?

Originally Posted by Marshall

No.

Wee bit defensive, are ya?

[Taint]

Originally Posted by Marshall

What's with Texas and the repair kits?!!? HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

It's because we are a bunch of horny motherfuckers and we either play big or stay home.

[Taint]

Originally Posted by Doove

Wee bit defensive, are ya?

Nah, he's just waiting for the Real Doll version.

[Guest0812112]

I'm really bummed out about this threadI thought for sure the next all that out would be a Chelsea Simms doll, I think I'll go hide in the closet and cry LOL

[Mr. Smith111]

Originally Posted by chelsea simms

I'm really bummed out about this threadI thought for sure the next all that out would be a Chelsea Simms doll, I think I'll go hide in the closet and cry LOL

Why would we buy the doll when we can get the real Chelsea Simms ?

[Guest0812112]

Well you could always use it to throw darts at it when you're mad because I didn't answer your p.m. or you can use it as a scarecrow at deer camp. If it comes with holes that can be used as a ammunition holder.

[Guest083011]

Originally Posted by Marshall

No. I posted the article because I thought the Texas mention was odd and there are Texans here.....

There are?

Originally Posted by chelsea simms

I'm really bummed out about this thread. I thought for sure the next all that out would be a Chelsea Simms doll, I think I'll go hide in the closet and cry LOL

I'd be first in line if I was into "inflatables." I am much more partial to a living breathing woman (I'm a sucker for the female form).

[Wetwork Daddy]

I am thinking Marshall posted this here because he is a bit confused on what qualifies as a Diamond.

For future reference, a plastic lovedoll does not quite hit that rate--at $26.15 that isn't even enough for some Godiva Pearls or rose petals to spread on the bed.