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05-01-2015, 09:22 AM
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Join Date: Aug 13, 2013
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Originally Posted by SweetDulce
Do it now while ur ding a ling still works.
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05-01-2015, 11:25 AM
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I'm sure you've kissed a cockortoo also.
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this is funny lol
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05-01-2015, 11:26 AM
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Just stay out of the gulf....
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& away from blue bell
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05-01-2015, 01:33 PM
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El Hombre de la Mancha
Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
Location: State of Confusion
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Just go the Jenner route ... problem solved.
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05-01-2015, 03:57 PM
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Retired Irish Tart
User ID: 3552
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I think we ladies are the support group.
Gents, take that however you wish to interpret it. 
Fancy's 12-Step Lip-Service Program for Hobbyists
Step 1: Kiss her lips.
Steps 2-9: Kiss her other set of lips.
Step 10: Let her polish your shillelagh with her lips.
Step 11: Screw like chihuahuas, or leprechauns, your choice, with lips panting and/or dirty talking.
Step 12: Leave the envelope on the nightstand, whistling a happy tune through your lips as you leave.
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05-01-2015, 09:36 PM
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Do it now while ur ding a ling
still works.[/QUOTE]
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05-02-2015, 07:01 AM
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El Hombre de la Mancha
Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
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Originally Posted by Fancyinheels
I think we ladies are the support group.
Gents, take that however you wish to interpret it.
Fancy's 12-Step Lip-Service Program for Hobbyists
Step 1: Kiss her lips.
Steps 2-9: Kiss her other set of lips.
Step 10: Let her polish your shillelagh with her lips.
Step 11: Screw like chihuahuas, or leprechauns, your choice, with lips panting and/or dirty talking.
Step 12: Leave the envelope on the nightstand, whistling a happy tune through your lips as you leave.
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Sounds like a lot of work, good thing we don't have to shower ... ijs.
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05-02-2015, 07:06 AM
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Insatiable Chef
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Join Date: Jan 10, 2010
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^^^ Baby wipes only required for the 1.3 inches of dangling death, lol? 
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05-02-2015, 04:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Lexieinhouston
^^^ Baby wipes only required for the 1.3 inches of dangling death, lol?
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& shitty bootays
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05-02-2015, 05:20 PM
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Join Date: Aug 12, 2014
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& shitty bootays
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"Here comes peter cotton tail hopping down the bunny trail.....!"
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05-02-2015, 07:23 PM
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Originally Posted by kinkyorca
"Here comes peter cotton tail hopping down the bunny trail.....!"
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exactly lol
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05-02-2015, 09:33 PM
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Join Date: Oct 19, 2014
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Originally Posted by cuntwhisperer
I think he is a sex addict, anyone else have this issue? All day I dream about sex, want to fuck anything with a pulse.
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I always thought being constantly horny was just part of being a guy. For years I went the civi route, dating a girl until she would finally give up the pussy, only to find out later she was BSC. This hobby is a convenient way to deal with the intimacy side of things. But there are times when I miss the dating. Someone to go out to dinner with and the likes. Maybe I need GF on the side? Nothing serous, just an activity partner, sex always complicates a relationship.
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05-02-2015, 09:55 PM
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User ID: 68788
Join Date: Feb 5, 2011
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Originally Posted by pyramider
good thing we don't have to shower.
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You dont????
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05-03-2015, 05:36 AM
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Retired Irish Tart
User ID: 3552
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Location: Secluded in the deep, dark, spooky woods at the Irish Chihuahua Refuge.
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Originally Posted by Seeking ~P
You dont????
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He just streaks through the car wash with a post-it note over the 1.3 inches of dangling death.
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05-03-2015, 09:01 AM
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El Hombre de la Mancha
Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
Location: State of Confusion
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Originally Posted by Seeking ~P
You dont????
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Sounds high maintenance ...
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Originally Posted by Fancyinheels
He just streaks through the car wash with a post-it note over the 1.3 inches of dangling death.
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I really should RTM this, Fancy and the Irish Chihuahua mafia have been stalking me ...
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