HELP WANTED: A New ATF

[TinMan]

Originally Posted by cpi3000

She needs to be blond, 19 years old, big tits, nice ass, under the rule of 100, no tats, have the prowess of a 40 year old in bed, love sex, be truly orgasmic, groomed liked she was born into high society, think like man, but be low maintenance.

See, cpi, I'm not nearly as picky as you.

Her tits don't have to be that big.

[Kendra Hart]

I nominate myself!!!

[Hippie798]

Originally Posted by cpi3000

She needs to be blond, 19 years old, big tits, nice ass, under the rule of 100, no tats, have the prowess of a 40 year old in bed, love sex, be truly orgasmic, groomed liked she was born into high society, think like man, but be low maintenance.

That sounds like the one for me !

[Sweet Heather]

Originally Posted by TinMan

Of course, that's hard to do if YOU'RE STILL ASLEEP AT 3PM after an all-night bender.

Are you kidding me??????

Everyone knows that when us providers go on all-night benders(usually 5-6 times a week-I mean really, what fucking ELSE do we have to do with our lives???) we never get up before 5 or 6pm.

Don't be so unrealistic! SW