I dont understand

[Groovy Johnson]

My review:

Title: Easy payday with Groovy Johnson
Appearance: not THAT ugly
Activities: SPFS ( single position full service)
ROS: Stuck his skinny,semi-hard dick in me.Fucked for about 90 seconds.
recommendation: YES! easiest money ever!

[Tequila Rose]

OMG lmao you boys are funny. Loving these comments!

[CaptainMastPole]

I am pretty sure mine would go something like:

He is short, fat and ugly. The penis is well non threatening. He thinks he has oral game but little did he know the ball went flat before the game started. The only redeeming quality is that his hair smells sooooo goooood.

[Hephaestus]

Originally Posted by CaptainMastPole

I am pretty sure mine would go something like:

He is short, fat and ugly. The penis is well non threatening. He thinks he has oral game but little did he know the ball went flat before the game started. The only redeeming quality is that his hair smells sooooo goooood.

Don't forge how full and bouncy it is!

[Hephaestus]

That would be pretty awesome, getting a full on review by the provider. I always wanna lay good pipe and lick the pink off.


Plus I'm a gentleman, so I'm sure it would read like....."helped me get dressed after spending an hour catching my breath, and he helped me limp back to my car so I could get my hip popped back into socket, though Im not sure it will ever feel the same when I sit down again."

[Zena]

Lol ! ( Love it ! )

[Groovy Johnson]

Originally Posted by Hephaestus

Don't forge how full and bouncy it is!

I heard that Captain MastPole brings an assistant to sessions who points a fan at his hair. (video in ROS)

[Majichands]

Originally Posted by Ranchhand

Ava I didn't say anything about "Personal Preference". Every lady has her choice to do whatever she wants in the hobby. All I am saying is that if you wont do a bbbj, a kiss, or daty, then I wont even try to see you, and I don't understand why guys see women like this at a premium price point, when there is so much better available at a better price point. I don't care if you look like a damn movie star if you don't offer premium services then guys see you and give you a good recommendation, then its the guys that are contributing to the problem and creating BAD providers.

JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE'S SAFETY ISSUES AND WAYS OF DOING THINGS ARE DIFFERENT Than what you want and enjoy...DOES NOT MAKE THEM A BAD PROVIDER....Some ladies provide spankings, tie people up, domination,Massages just going to dinner they provide what they do..The WAY THEY WANT TO DO IT PERIOD..Just because others write positive things to things you don't like doesn't mean they are promoting bad service...Some men prefer this others preffer that... Hell...my girl friend went on name your price and Got 200 for just going to dinner and he called for a second date...She never rubbed, sucked or fucked a darn thing hell she didn't even show a nipple...And he gave her 200 that's his business and if he wants to write a review he should....And shouldn't be slammed for it....

[Groovy Johnson]

Majichands
Your points are valid.Respect.
What some of us guys are observing ,though, are greenhorn or naive guys settling for something they really would not prefer. And at fault is their lack of research.And some fellas fail to notice that a lady has several "no" reviews, and then regret "going in."
Thanks for your input.
You're right. "Your life.Your choice".
GJ

[Ranchhand]

Just read a review where a guy paid 500 for a hour of No Kissing, CBJ. Then he gives a rave review of her. Just amazes me. And YES when they provide this type of service when they advertise GFE then it is not just my idea of BAD service, it IS Bad service yet you guys still pay that price. I have never been that horny

[Tequila Rose]

Damn with my large menu maybe i should raise my rates!?!? I'm an amazing deal guys!!!!

[knotty man]

Originally Posted by Tequila Rose

Damn with my large menu maybe i should raise my rates!?!? I'm an amazing deal guys!!!!

If the rest of you is anything like your kisses. Then hell yeah, youre an awesome deal!

[Majichands]

Yes if they advertise GFE and dont do it that is bad service...That is not what I got when I read your previous comment....MY BAD...How I interpreted what was written...Was.... Well, NOT that!

Happy Hunting in all the different flavors, styles and deliverances of the wide variety that the providers provide...And men if you want the girl to smile in a nun suit and you pay her a thousand dollars and she provided what you wanted in a pleasing way to you..You go ahead and write a review ..GOOD JOB..It is your money your time you blab about it sweet heart....Not all men want the same thing...

[Your Dezire]

Well i think its good to be back But def nice to know some things never change lol

[CaptainMastPole]

Originally Posted by Groovy Johnson

I heard that Captain MastPole brings an assistant to sessions who points a fan at his hair. (video in ROS)

When I get up from the floor from laughing, I think I am not going to like you anymore Groovy......lol