Want to be a better Client?

[offshoredrilling]

Originally Posted by Lia88

Here's a tip for you guys at being better clients...Get on your knees and Lick my Twat...Good Boy

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[haihawaii2000]

Originally Posted by Lia88

Here's a tip for you guys at being better clients...Get on your knees and Lick my Twat...Good Boy

Yes!!! Pick me!!

[yitzchak]

Service industry, as gentlemantoo would say. Do you try to be nice to a lawyer? How about a firefighter? Would you go the extra mile for your dentist? What about a mechanic? Service industry. Do you see how many likes I get on my posts? That’s because people agree with me. I’ve worked with hundreds of sex workers. They tell me all of their dirty little sex secrets. Guess what guys? It’s all about the money. I hope I didn’t just blow your fragile little minds.

//Whoops. I just did.

[offshoredrilling]

Originally Posted by haihawaii2000

Yes!!! Pick me!!

but please clean face after being so far up her...

[Lia88]

Originally Posted by haihawaii2000

Yes!!! Pick me!!

*singing*
iiiii chooooose youuuu, i choose you babyyy lol

[offshoredrilling]

remember ta wash butt plug before use on twat

[haihawaii2000]

Nice voice!!

Originally Posted by Lia88

*singing*
iiiii chooooose youuuu, i choose you babyyy lol

[hk toys]

shower,
shave,
have good breathe,
take appropriate vitamins and supplements.

get some cardio some time before the session. perhaps same day 4+ hours before session.

Makes a world of difference at least for me. I don't work out much but the sessions in which I get complimented the most as a great fucker are the ones I feel a bit more healthier in due to having worked out sometime in the recent past.

Remember she's younger than you and should probably be , or is accustomed to getting rabbit fucked by young men half your age. Don't let pounding her be your first type of physical activity within the past 5 days.

[Clark W. Griswold]

Some of this stuff seems like common sense to me. Take a shower before your date. You don't want to smell like you just got done with an intense workout at the gym. Wash your ass. She doesn't want to smell shit while she's down there. Trim your pubes. She doesn't want to use your pube hair to floss her teeth. And yet, we see providers complain about this stuff all the time. Come on, guys.

[Tiny]

Originally Posted by yitzchak

When I was really young, I wanted to be a woman. I used to wear my sisters skirts. I would stay up at night in my bed and fantasize about being a woman. It would give me a massive hard on, even though I was too young to have an orgasm. One of my earliest memories is of watching a cartoon of a mouse drowning in a water bowl. It gave me a huge hard on. I think I was turned on because the cartoon mouse didn't have any private parts, not because it was drowning. I would fantasize about being that drowning mouse. I would also fantasize about being a dragon, and it would give me a boner. The dragons I saw on cartoons had no private parts. For some reason, the thought of having no privates, or the thought of having my privates compressed so that it appeared to be smooth skin, gave me a boner. I was obsessed with sex before I knew what sex was.

Fascinating. Have you considered surgical alteration to remove external genitalia? As to the topic at hand, some providers prefer that their clients have small penises. This though might be taking that to an extreme.

[offshoredrilling]

I rather a provider give me a bath

[steveo4321]

So I follow HonestEscorts and most of the time they have valid points, other times it seems to border on petty complaining. I see some retweets from other providers or hobby twitter handles that complain frequently about clients in general. Sometimes it's warranted complaints. I.E. not showering, hygiene, rudeness, negotiating rates, etc. Other times it seems like they chastise their clients for simply wanting some kind of connection with the provider. Today's example was a handle that was retweeted complaining of clients putting too much fluff into their introductory emails. One example was reasonable to complain about as it had A LOT of fluff, however the other was imo short and offered a very VERY brief intro as to who they were. Yet their email got posted and complained about. I think that both clients and providers has to understand that each other are human and people at the end of the day. I'm sure it's frustrating dealing with some clients and some providers, but some of these handles just seem jaded to the point where it's rather unattractive. Clients such as myself are people that simply seek some kind of connection with others, we are all social animals at the end of the day. Somewhere at some point we are seeking something that we otherwise aren't provided or given the opportunity to enjoy. So instead we seek out the company of providers. We seek those that we think we might enjoy our time with and spend our money on. Just imagine if McDonalds complained about it's customers on twitter all the time, I think it might impact business and perception.

On the flip side I think it's important for clients to understand that end of the day it's a transactional relationship with boundaries that need to be respected. This isn't an avenue to a traditional relationship. Understand you are paying for a service. It is nice when there is a mutual respect and even chemistry between the client and provider. Just like I enjoy getting my haircut by a barber whom I can chat with and enjoy conversation with. End of the day that too is a transactional relationship but it's also an enjoyable one because there is chemistry there. However I don't try to chat my barber up by text or get a free hair cut simply because we enjoy each other's conversations.

Basically what I am saying is clients, understand and respect the boundaries and wishes of your provider and treat them with respect. Providers, don't go blasting your clients over senseless things, they too are human and should also be treated with respect. Both parties should show some sense of humility, as that is more attractive than an over inflated ego. If everyone does that, then everyone wins.

[Guest111819]

Steveo, I do understand where you are coming from when you say that so many of the posts on The Honest Escort are complaining. But, I think, what they are trying to show is examples of what NOT to do when contacting a provider.

And remember, it's not just the "complaints" of ONE escort that you see there. That handle posts for Sex Workers from all over the world.

Yes, this is a service industry. But anyone should know that one will get much better service if one is polite and respectful to the provider of that service.

If you are already doing things the right way and never turned down by the Lady you want to see, then you definitely do not need to change anything.

[Lia88]

I love overly fluffed emails and texts. Shows effort. Even moreso gives me a idea of who I'm meeting. It's quite mentally entertaining to read and challenging because now I have to match their fluff lol

[Lia88]

Like do you want some Grey Poupon with that Email hahaha lol