embarrassing moments....... or just fucking awkward......?

[AlexisMoore]

Most embarrassing was when me and a guy had an overnight. Well, we had sushi. Sushi was bad. I got food poisoning. I spent all night puking and other things in bathroom. He was a gentleman though and did take care of me, went and bought me meds, and lots of water and gatorade. I stayed night and left in morning. And left donation too. He became a regular...lol

[count e 55]

Had a overnight/24 hour with my atf, took a sleeping pill and slept through it all. I was quite embarrassed. She made it up to me although she didn't have to.

Nothing ever to embarrassing I guess

[RALPHEY BOY]

Originally Posted by SexyCassandra

Um tell the whole story sweetie, it was not because I wasn't prepared love it was because you are BLESSED with something I wasn't prepared for. Sorry about your uncomfortable moment but hopefully when you came back I helped you forget about that look of shame as you call it.
Honestly not trying to toot my own horn but everyone knows me there quite well. I use that place often. I doubt it was as "look of shame" More like you lucky SOB!

I cant attest to this quite a few times, in fact it just happened last week for me...Ladies,, please buy some magnums!!!

nothing worse than ill fitted condom!!!

[Pistolero]

Had one time I tried to take a shower after a visit. Only problem was that the notel had no cold water. Ever tried to take a shower with just HOT, HOT water??????????

Another time, went to take the shower afterward and when I got out, the water handle fell off !! Could not turn shower off. She had to call office as I was leaving.

[dearhunter]

There was this time in Malaysia........I picked a little part timer in the golf course lounge. I took her back to my suite for an all nighter........most of these girls are half starved.......she ask for something to eat and I ordered room service.......we fucked while we waited for room service.........food came and she ate like she hadn't eaten in a week.........we go back at it and she pukes all over my bed while I am pounding it from behind.........I call room service to clean it up.........we fucked in the shower while they made all the puke go away.......the maid doing the clean up was hot as hell. So, I gave her a nice tip.........iin the morning I ordered a shit load of food and sent the part timer on her way with more than she could carry..........the next night the maid knock on my door to see if I needed anything..........so, I fucked her too.

Or

I could share about eating monkey brains..........

[chicagoboy]

Originally Posted by dearhunter

There was this time in Malaysia........

More embarassing than fucking the Cumslut?

[Guest123018]

A visitor came unexpectedly. She didn't knock or anything

[spear88]

My moment happened in real life, was fucking my girlfriend in backseat of my dad's old Plymouth when it popped out of park and rolled downhill into traffic. Luckily no one hit us but several people saw us scrambling into the front seat naked.

[strongbad]

Originally Posted by SexyCassandra

As long as most have been on this site I am almost positive everyone has at least on time that they still chuckle about to themselves when reminded of a certain moment.
Anyone care to share a awkward moment maybe uncomfortable or just something that still makes you laugh , or maybe wish to forget? (If its to embarrassing feel free to use your second handle.)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^This is a joke. Unless it applies to you then I am serious.

I'll go first. I'm starting this threAD because you awesome folks are the only people I can share ridiculous hobby moments and weird questions with.( Vent to if you will.)

So the other day I had an appointment, probably the most accident prone appointments yet. I will only share one detail though.
Thank goodness he was an amazing down to earth carefree individual. (Or so he appeared to be, I'll know for sure if he calls me back.) LOL

Long story short. He enters the room and mind you I don't have a privet in call for my own personal reasons so I always spruce up the room with various items and candles to set a relaxing mood.
So anyway we get acquainted and he asks to rise off and sets his clothes on the counter next to the sink.
Fast forward........We get things started and" I ask is something burning???"
He says "smells like it". We look over at the sink where his clothes are on FIRE!

He quickly puts it out. I can do nothing due to shock and the laughter that took over me and that I could not help.
I have to admit as long as I have been doing this I have always lit candles in my room and this was the absolute first! I have never been so embarrassed or mortified in all my experiences.
Nonetheless he was calm cool and collective and we still had what I considered a pretty good time. I was determined not to let my emotions take over the situation.
Even though all I kept thinking was FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
I can't be alone when it comes to an encounter you wish you could forget, or just found to be embarrassing. Right? Either way I am just thankful the smoke alarms didn't go off, that would have been a whole different story to tell.
Please share and make me feel better about my sad sad pathetic story.
If not please feel free to laugh at my expense. Its my birthday month but shit I'm in the giving mood. My gift to you.

Reminds me of the old joke "Do you smoke after sex? Not sure, I never checked".

[mav21]

Most awkward moment for me was in D.R., had a chick over for an overnight and in the middle of one of our sessions she's riding the hell out of me and she brings herself to climax, so I thought...I was over here thinking "man this chick went all out" cause she was breathing so hard. Well, turns out she was having an asthma attack lol.

[boardman]

I had scheduled one of my fantasies a few years back. The lovely provider had everything I was looking for in a top tier experience. Looks, body, intelligence, maturity, class and some awesome reviews. She came in from out of town for a visit so I even got to meet her at a fucktard lunch a few days before hand. I actually kinda whiffed at the lunch because I was a little intimidated by her at the time. She thought my shy demeanor was cute.

So Monday morning comes. She's staying in a 5 star hotel and we have a late morning session scheduled. I'm pumped.
The girl that works for me doesn't come in that morning. Fuuuuuuccckkkkk! I can't leave my business. I have to call and apologize that I can't make it and we reschedule for the next day, again an early appointment since she is leaving later that day. Tuesday rolls around and I get the dreaded call that the girl is still sick. I have to call the provider once again and apologize. I can't even get away to go give her a little something and I know that she thought I blew her off for some reason after meeting her at lunch that day. That absolutely wasn't the case. Fate just stepped in the way and not getting to see her is one of the biggest disappointments of my hobbying career.
So that's my awkward moment.
Ansley, If you read this. I hope you believed me at the time. If you didn't, maybe now you will.

[joecarioca]

My session wasn't with Cassie, but I had a similar thing happen. As I was putting my pants back on, the lady knocked over the candle, got candle wax all over my pants and shoes, the candle fell on my shirt and caught it on fire. Had to go to the mall to buy a new shirt before going back to work. Imagine all the weird looks I got strolling through the mall with a half-burnt shirt and candle wax all over me.

[SexyCassandra]

Originally Posted by joecarioca

My session wasn't with Cassie, but I had a similar thing happen. As I was putting my pants back on, the lady knocked over the candle, got candle wax all over my pants and shoes, the candle fell on my shirt and caught it on fire. Had to go to the mall to buy a new shirt before going back to work. Imagine all the weird looks I got strolling through the mall with a half-burnt shirt and candle wax all over me.

WOW! I feel your pain love, the provider in question as well. I'm sure she felt terrible.
Though your embarrassing moment continued on into the mall, hopefully your session was amazing enough that the good out weighed the bad?
I have to ask, did you ever call her back?

[dearhunter]

Originally Posted by chicagoboy

More embarassing than fucking the Cumslut?

Speaking of the cumslut...........a fucktard talked me into fucking her before she was well known on the board.........I fucked her........then, she has a meltdown on the board talking about wanting some fucked up shit from a fucktard..........I shit bricks for six months.........it was the last time I listened to any fucktard on a SHMB.

[Zane D. Grayson]

I, too, have set my clothes on fire with a candle at a lovely out of town visitor's incall.

But since that story appears to be played out, I'll share a real world experience that I'll never forget because.. well... scars n shit. I was in my early 20's.. met a random chick at a bar. After a night of drinks and many shots, we end up back at her place. After more drinks and a little action on the couch, we eventually make our way to the bedroom. Sloppy drunk sex ensues. At one point, this chick is riding the hell outta me like she's having a damn seizure. She appears to be having the time of her life but that crazy non rythmic bucking ain't doin shit for me. I decide that I need to take over so I flip her on to her back and go to get in mish. Well It was dark as fuck in that room and I guess I didn't realize how close we were to the edge of the bed. When I went to get on top, I tried to plant my left hand but there was no bed there. I fell out of the bed and did a faceplant into the corner of her nightstand busting my head wide the fuck open. There was blood EVERYWHERE! Ended up getting stitches that night. Over a decade later, I don't even remember the chick's name but thanks to a nice little scar, I'll never forget that night.