Best Backpage AD ever......

[Gypsy]

Since Lisa says in her ad, "This does not mean, Just the Title of Amendments" she obviously wants the whole Constitution, not just the Preamble. I found a recording on the internet by a professor, the length is over 50 minutes.

[beachcomber]

She's not great with her map skills. I-75 runs from Sault Ste Marie, MI. to Naples, Fl. No where near Dallas.

Beach

[LazurusLong]

Nice

[Guest050619-1]

Nope, that was not your standard, run-of-the-mill ad, was it? As nuts as that came across, I'm thinking this chick has the potential to be hotttt as f*ck in bed. So...in order for the team to get full disclosure, I think LukeSkywalker should volunteer to go find out personally once he returns from the tropics......c'mon buddy, we're countin' on ya.

[Uncas]

Ok, this lady has been here and gone and reappeared lots. I've seen her many times, she gives a great massage, no doubt. She does like to talk a lot and loves to talk about her customers who play on the PGA tour. I gotta say, she gives a good massage and has huge freaking hooters