Car Blow Jobs

[MasterBaiter1996]

I was messing around with a married lady that I worked with once. We would stop by the movie theater up off 35 in N. Ft. Worth 2-3 times a week. Had a few cars drive by but she did not seem to mind. I know I did not. Stopped on a secluded road one time to hope in the back seat. And a cop car drove by slowly. We got dressed quickly and took off.

[Raccoon]

Apartment parking lot

[oilfieldscum]

Try memorial park.

[boardman]

Try Academy

[pyramider]

Buying ammo and decided to get laid?

[boardman]

Just following NaN's lead.
Ammo is too expensive at Academy. Even for that steel case, corrosive primer Russian shit.

[Out_of_Bounds]

Originally Posted by Raccoon

Apartment parking lot

+1.
Just got some head in one yesterday afternoon. Gated complex, most everyone's at work, no biggie.
OP you were just being a little too paranoid. Any dark street or alley will do.

[this_side_up]

Weeellllll, let me count the ways (places).

Back before the cops got so righteous, Telephone Road was an bottomless source of BJ mistresses, and you had to get good at finding hidey holes. They are all over.

I would recommend:: The biggest asset you can get is tinted windows. Then the far corner of a busy parking lot, a movie parking lot (highly recommended), Metro lots (there are NEVER cops in one of those). I learned from consulting in Dallas....find you an industrial park, always some scattered cars of late/shift working employees, just make sure you don't get all excited and step on brakes at the magic moment.

I learned from the gals, put your car were you can see any approaching vehicle, and then you can recline your seat far enough to keep your field of vision above the dash, and give her plenty of working room. Don't get so jazzed you take your pants off...you can shove them down, but be ready to jerk them back on again..quickly. As one of my favorite hummerettes told me: My job is to suck your dick, your job is to keep an eye out for cops. Words of wisdom, plus you can watch her and scan for cops at the same time.

But just because you get horny and want it in the car, that doesn't make you invisible.
It was really funny, one time my ho gal pal called and said she needed to pay her phone bill, get my ass over there for one of her awesome BJs. I drove to our usual hideout, a developing neighborhood (those are great....nobody goes there except car lovers) only they had started building out homes. She met me there, got out, and got in my car. Now this was VW cabrio ragtop with that tiny window in the rear which was facing the homes under construction.

They were framing that day, and we settled down for my gratification. After about 4 minutes, I scanned the horizon....nada...and the side mirrors...clear. You know that funny feeling you get when you know you are being watched.....well, the entire framing crew was up hanging out of the rafters on the second floor, looking down thru the side window at my sweeties head bob up and down.....I lost it right there.....we both laughed our butts off. No telling what Pulte paid out in lost manhours on that one.

The Mexican bus station on Telephone was a quick stop for an oral pop one hot and horny day. Turns out our imagined cloak of invisibility was not working that day. I scanned once and saw one guy giving my car a hard look.....went back to focusing on the BJ....looked up again and there was a crowd of 4 mechanics, a couple of drivers, some civilians...all watching us like we were the World Cup.

Freaked my "date" out when she surfaced.....why hadn't I told her??? Because the crowd wasn't interupting, and you weren't through....but that was a little insane.
I saw the same place the other day, and my first thought was "WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?"...not a good spot. Especially the way they tightening up.....be careful, and that 20 bucks at Palace Inn, might just be the best 20 you ever spent.

[Guest040616]

Originally Posted by this_side_up

They were framing that day, and we settled down for my gratification. After about 4 minutes, I scanned the horizon....nada...and the side mirrors...clear. You know that funny feeling you get when you know you are being watched.....well, the entire framing crew was up hanging out of the rafters on the second floor, looking down thru the side window at my sweeties head bob up and down.....I lost it right there.....we both laughed our butts off. No telling what Pulte paid out in lost manhours on that one.

Excellent post and very good advice. Reading your remarks about the framing crew I could not help but reflect upon a similar experience I once had in an industrial parking lot. Ahhhh, the sweet memories! The link to the review follows:

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=186249

[Dawg2005]

I have found Mr. Patel's places to be the best. Of course, as one prior writer explained, if it gets you off to do it in the car, then knock your lights out. Got driven up on too many times as a teen I guess......

[willdooit]

Church parking lot.

[jbw87]

I could make the old joke about burning your lips on the tailpipe...but I guess I won't.

[imabout2]

Mid day in a park-n-ride

[MrClark]

Make sure you have a car with plenty of head room.
I'm glad I can afford a room.

[lizardking]

Originally Posted by willdooit@yahoo.com

Church parking lot.

Not a church parking lot. A church. Why be cramped in a car when you sprawl out in the wide open space afforded by a whole pew, altar, or - for the Baptists - hot tub? There's hardly anyone in a church on weekdays except church secretaries (and you can probably get them involved in a three-way).

If it's in car, who gives a shit where the car is parked. Hell, it doesn't even have to parked.