Did someone say thoughts for the day?
Look out folks, I'm about to have a brain-fart !
Tan lines, or, why you should never have sex in broad daylight.
A cure for idiocracy.
Why doubles are so much fun...
On flexibility...
Toys!!!
Just swallow it already.
Religion
Don't tell your kids.
What it feels like after a session with DallasRain:
Education, after all, a mind is a terrible thing to waste.
In reference to the OP's starting pic.
Another reference
Nothing expresses affection quite like a cake.
...but don't eat too much cake!
Alcohol, the time honored aphrodisiac.
The age old debate about wether penis size matters.
..and, last but not least, a subject close to my heart as I may soon become an organ donor:
...and with that , folks, I wish you all peace & happiness.