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Originally Posted by Kelly TNT
I have run into a handful of clients over the years.
I am always discrete and just look away.
I have only had one bad experience.
I was walking through the Galleria Mall food court. And a client I had not seen in 2+ years saw me. I did not see him. Oooh, but I heard him! He started yelling....."Kelly!!" Over and Over and Over. I had not been providing in over a year...But, BELIEVE ME, when I heard "Kelly", I Knew who he was talking to!!
OMG! I just started walking faster...trying to get the hell outta there!
I was on my lunch break with a girl that I worked with. She had no clue what the hell was going on. UNTIL.......He grabs my shoulder and spins me around to face him!!!
"KELLY!!! I've been screaming for you since the Food Court!!??!"
(Kill me now)
I said, "Yes, I heard you screaming for someone...But, hon...My name isn't Kelly." He actually said this.... "Yeah, I know. But I always liked it better! So, how are you...what are you up to lately??"
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!!!
I introduced him to my co worker Allison...and told him about my new job. He never once acted like he had done anything wrong.
I was Mortified! My stomach was flipping all over the place.
When we walked away, Allison turned to me and asked, "So, what's Kelly...your Stage Name?"Oooooooooooooooooh done. I was so done.
I told her that he was a Raging alcoholic. I tended bar while going to school....and he was always so drunk that he never remembered anyone’s names.
???! Eeeeeeek!??!!
WTFO??!! Holy Shit Balls....I couldn't believe she bought that!
I WANTED TO KILL HIM!!
I mean....what a jack ass.
Nothing like that has ever happened to me since.
Thank Goodness!!
~Kelly TNT
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Talk about a complete fucking dumbass. That's in line with not having enough sense to come in out of the rain.
I've never had anybody recognize me. Fortunately, I'm not good at recognizing folks, so if someone were to recognize me and anybody with me says, "Who was that?" I can always say -- which is true more often than not -- "Fuck if I know? I was going to ask you if you knew her?"