finger in the ass?

[willro]

I'm not sure I would really care for a finger inside my ass. I've never tried it, but I'm not sure I'm comfortable with something going in there. I do, however, really like it when a girl presses on the area between my ass and balls while giving me a HJ. A little massaging there can quickly put me over the edge. It's a specialty that many AMP massage therapists have mastered.

For the record Tits, I'm not at all gay, but I suppose if I were, the pleasurable sensations I have would still be the same.

[luv2wank]

Wow, if I had your command of spelling and basic grammar, I'd spend more time upset at your school for failing you so spectacularly, rather than worrying about what specific acts make a man gay or "buy".

So you don't waste any more neurons on it - if the finger up your ass is attached to man, gay. If it's attached to a woman, not gay. Or "buy".

[Tits McFloppin]

Originally Posted by luv2wank

Wow, if I had your command of spelling and basic grammar, I'd spend more time upset at your school for failing you so spectacularly, rather than worrying about what specific acts make a man gay or "buy".

So you don't waste any more neurons on it - if the finger up your ass is attached to man, gay. If it's attached to a woman, not gay. Or "buy".

i gotta GED and thats harder then school and whats school gotta do with getten a finger up the ass?

[Abbey_Jones]

Originally Posted by Tits McFloppin

lol you know beter! thats like sayen your boobeys is the size of walnuts and no way cuz you got THE BEST boobeys. dont even knw if a finger pupet will fit on my boner but we can try that out and put in are porno were gonna make.

she was a blak masage girl and now that i think more maybe it was her corn chip nales that was getten my but hole so hurted. its gonna take me along time to poop good again. but i stil dont want it in the ass and if anybuddy try then ima fart on them good.

Haha! Baby, I wasn't sayin' your boner was the size of a finger! But I can see how it might sound that way, so I apologize.

My nails aren't like corn chips, but they ain't gettin' any Tmac poo on 'em, so no worries w/ me!

[bluffcityguy]

Originally Posted by willro

I'm not sure I would really care for a finger inside my ass. I've never tried it, but I'm not sure I'm comfortable with something going in there.

I've had a finger up my ass. It was my doctor, and he was doing a prostate exam. It was a distinctly unpleasant experience.

I suspect the ladies around these parts would have a different technique, but I'd just as soon they not try, either. (Only a hypothetical question now, sadly...)

Cheers,

bcg

[Lilly Whyte]

Not to get too sociological here, but sexual orientation is just a self-adopted label. (Attraction may be biological, or it may not be - it could be the product of one's environment. I haven't decided where I stand on that one yet.) If you're straight, it's because you decided that you see yourself as straight. If you're gay, it's because you decided that you see yourself as gay. If you see yourself as straight or gay or bisexual or pansexual or queer or omnisexual or asexual or whatever labeling category you feel best fits you, I certainly have no right to argue with you over whether you're should have that label or not.

If you're a guy who likes the feeling of having something up your butt, but you only like it if a woman does it, I'd suspect that you would still see yourself as straight. If you would be interested in having either another guy or a girl play with your booty, you might see yourself as bisexual. And so on.

Ultimately, having something in your ass doesn't make you gay or bisexual. The only thing that can "make" you gay or bi is your own decision to see yourself as such.

[George Spelvin]

You're so right Lilly. It is only a label. Who cares if you like to make love to a toaster? It is just sex.

[Abbey_Jones]

"A finger in the ass, a finger in the ass, hey there the derrière, a finger in the ass"

Insomnia can be a dangerous weapon in the wrong hands. In my hands for instance, everything I read becomes a limerick or parody.

"Ma'am! Drop the smart phone and no one will get hurt!" "No! Never! You'll have to pry it out of my cold, dead fingers!"

Is it talking to yourself if you're typing? I know, only if you answer. But I think laughing at yourself while you type at yourself is just as bad.

[Tits McFloppin]

Originally Posted by Abbey_Jones

"A finger in the ass, a finger in the ass, hey there the derrière, a finger in the ass"

thats some funy shit there! and a good song for buy sexuels. reminds me of the mustash song!

shell be sitten on my mustash when she cums
shell be sitten on my mustash when she cums
i be given her a liken and she be choken on my chiken
shell be sitten on my mustash when she cums

[bluffcityguy]

Originally Posted by Tits McFloppin

thats some funy shit there! and a good song for buy sexuels.

Aren't all of us hobbyists buysexuals?



Cheers,

bcg

[Tits McFloppin]

Originally Posted by bluffcityguy

Aren't all of us hobbyists buysexuals?



Cheers,

bcg

with a fuck fuck here and a fuck fuck there
here a fuck there a fuck
i dont giva fuck fuck

[DallasRain]

David Allen Coe----

Fuckin in the butt
Fuckin in the butt
Fuckin in the butt

I'd like to fuck the shit out of you
I'd like to fuck the shit out of you
I'd like to fuck the shit out of you
I'd like to fuck the shit out of you

Hey please put my gland in your hand
Hey please put my gland in your hand
Hey please put my gland in your hand
Please put my gland in your hand

Baby won't you give me some head
Baby won't you give me some head
Baby won't you give me some head
Baby won't you give me some head

We like to eat lunch down at the Y
We like to eat luncu down at the Y
We like to eat lunch down at the Y
Why? Because we love you. Hi, my name's David, and these are my friends
It's been a pleasure doin this album for ya
We'd like to specially dedicate this album to all the members of the Mickey
Mouse Fan Club

[Abbey_Jones]

Originally Posted by Tits McFloppin

thats some funy shit there! and a good song for buy sexuels. reminds me of the mustash song!

shell be sitten on my mustash when she cums
shell be sitten on my mustash when she cums
i be given her a liken and she be choken on my chiken
shell be sitten on my mustash when she cums

I like it!!! But...you don't have a mustash, Tmac...

[Abbey_Jones]

Originally Posted by bluffcityguy

Aren't all of us hobbyists buysexuals?



Cheers,

bcg

Touché my eloquent one.

[misslillylockhart]

I would never just go there lol infact I dont bring up the stinkfinger unless its requested.Its one of those things your either into or not and I wouldnt want to make any of my clients uncomfortable by bring up that unless ofcoarse they requested a PSE session then I may bring something like that up prior but would defineltly not just go for it with out asking how akward haha you poor thing Mr .titsMcflopping