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07-14-2012, 09:25 PM
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I'm glad I'm not a man, I could never go out in public, Id be pumping gas with a hard on
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07-15-2012, 01:33 AM
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One time when I was in Jr. High I was at track practice and myself and a few other girls were watching the boys practice the high jump. Well one 7th grader was waiting for his turn to do it but before he took off he a got a HUGE boner! All of us girls just started busting up because he was at full mast and for a 13 year old he looked like he really had it going on! lol. The funny thing though was he didn't even realize it, he took off did his jump with his woody shooting straight up in the air as he made his way over. We were on the ground crying our eyes out with laughter by this time. It was something that I'll never forget and still get a chuckle when I think about it.
Pretty much like the photo SNL has provided above ^^^.
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07-15-2012, 03:22 AM
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Join Date: Mar 9, 2010
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I'm 61 and feeling pretty good if I wake up with some "morning wood". Haven't gotten a boner in public in a long time.
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07-15-2012, 08:01 AM
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Boners in public, those were the days.
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07-15-2012, 05:01 PM
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Join Date: Aug 20, 2010
Location: From hotel to hotel
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Originally Posted by acp5762
Oh be realistic will ya. No hot chick in her right mind wants to be seen in public with a smiling jack like you sporting a boner.
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Sir, then please explain why last week--just as I was signing the CC receipt and we were getting ready to leave--a very hot chick reached under the table and started a HJ through my pants as she whispered "Are you ready to squirt down my throat?", then stood up and pulled me towards the door? Did she have the desired effect? Yes. Was she laughing all the way to the hotel at my flushed look? Again, yes.
Ladies humor comes in many varieties.
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07-15-2012, 08:18 PM
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Join Date: May 22, 2010
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I think if you didn't get a hardon after she grabbed you that would be inappropiate not the other way around
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07-16-2012, 06:27 AM
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Well, if you must know...
It happens mostly at the grocery store - I usually try to say something witty and distracting like "hey, would you look at this??". It can be a little embarrassing for many reasons but I can usually get it to go down as soon as I feel my face hit the hood of the police car, right before the handcuffs go on.....
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07-16-2012, 06:52 AM
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Ed you make me laugh, what a way to start the day .
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07-16-2012, 07:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Ed Highlight
I can usually get it to go down as soon as I feel my face hit the hood of the police car, right before the handcuffs go on.....
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You lose wood during foreplay?
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07-18-2012, 02:10 PM
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Sir, then please explain why last week--just as I was signing the CC receipt and we were getting ready to leave--a very hot chick reached under the table and started a HJ through my pants as she whispered "Are you ready to squirt down my throat?", then stood up and pulled me towards the door? Did she have the desired effect? Yes. Was she laughing all the way to the hotel at my flushed look? Again, yes.
Ladies humor comes in many varieties.
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Maybe she was bored and thought she would liven up the moment. A ladies desperation may also come in many varieties too.
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07-18-2012, 04:24 PM
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Guys,
How do you deal with visible erection in public? Is it enjoyable or embarrassing to you?
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I handled it by getting older.
These days if you see me erect you know somebody's been rubbing that thing.
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07-18-2012, 06:28 PM
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Oh be realistic will ya. No hot chick in her right mind wants to be seen in public with a smiling jack like you sporting a boner.
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Bull shit! I was dating this beautiful girl and even if I had just the semi. She would grab hold of him like a leash and say let's go. Damn, I miss her!
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Boners in public, those were the days.
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I still do!
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07-18-2012, 08:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Salsa man
Bull shit! I was dating this beautiful girl and even if I had just the semi. She would grab hold of him like a leash and say let's go. Damn, I miss her!
I still do!
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You must wear fucking spandex.
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07-19-2012, 06:24 AM
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Maybe she was bored and thought she would liven up the moment. A ladies desperation may also come in many varieties too.
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Desperation or not she seemed to be enjoying the scouls I was receiving from a few of the other women dining there. She does have a bit of a sadistic streak.
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07-19-2012, 08:26 AM
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It Wasn't Me!!
Join Date: Dec 22, 2009
Location: The Northeast
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I still get them....unfortunately mine are not noticeable
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