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Originally Posted by Wheretonow
Another way to raise the intellectual level of the board:
When a session is initiated, the client hands the provider the cost of the session and she hands him a quadratic equation to solve. He has one minute - if he fails she keeps the money and he leaves with no services performed. She reports the test results in Coed, where the rest of us get to berate the mathmatically challenged & congratulate those who passed.
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I think that should then be followed by a challenge from the gent, before the lady is allowed to take his money. He is allowed to pose a differential equation which she must solve, given 3 minutes, classical methods, no numerical methods allowed.
If he failed, she solved, she takes the money, he performs DATY to her satisfaction, and leaves unsatisfied.
If he solves, she fails, he gets the session for only 20% of the agreed rate.
If they both solve, they have a one hour discussion of classic differential methods and their shortcomings in solving real world solutions. No money paid, as they both really wanted to have the discussion more than the sex anyway.
If they both fail, he pays the normal amount, and they fuck one anothers brains out, as it is nothing lost, as they didn't have much to start with!
