Sloppy 2nds or 3rds!!

[FishGuy13]

Come to think of it, it is kinda an honor to be turned down (don't get me wrong still stings) by some of this boards greats b/c I have yet to see someone from HERE.

[Bannedito]

They can wash away the wet spots on their beds and the saliva on their pussies, but not the coodies they got from performing bbbj on previous clients earlier in the day. Their clean bed sheets and fresh smelling bodies are just an illusion.

[ppdoc]

I am sorry to hear of OP horrible experiences. How disturbing but a reality check simultaneously. I prefer the illusion so I don't ask what I don't want to know. If I were in your position I think I would politely leave and let her know the truth if asked to prevent the same problem for the next patron...don't know what's worse, the soiled sheet or seeing open cover wrappers lying around.

[Putanna Di Classe]

ROTF...now we have "Banned"ito (little banned one) worried about the cooties!

[elgato111]

I for one don't care what number I am on the list as long as her incall is clean, the sheets are clean and she smells and tastes fresh. Most of my appointments are mid morning when most girls begin their day so a lot of time I am the first of the day.

If I walk in and the place is a mess, the bed looks like an orgy just took place before I got there, I turn around and walk back to my car and never call her again.

Will I write a review about it without getting snippy about it? Yes, I will be honest just like I have in the past with all my reviews I have posted on here. Being dishonest about the experience is not the right thing to do since I always read a providers reviews, all of them, before I see them and I want to be able to trust that the reviewer is as honest as I am.

[birdiemaker59]

One time I drove almost 2 hrs to see a hottie. We got started. I was sucking her tits softly and she starts " not so hard, that hurts" then start a little daty and same thing " not so hard that hurts". I was not doing anything hard yet. Then we get started cfs and you can imagine " oh that hurts" . I said how many guys you done today? She says 5. I got up and dropped half the amount and walked out.

This girl is a dfw provider too.

What would you guys have done?

[LynnT]

Gross, I change the sheets for everyone!

When I tour I bring a butt load of sheets with me. lol

[hotlips_houlihan]

I don't like laying in my own wet spot, let alone anybody else's. I just can't imagine....

[MaxiMilyen]

eeewwww......I'm with HotLips! And btw.....I don't know about the rest of you, but I got the best cooties Ever!

Apparently Bandito or whatever his name is, has never heard of oral hygiene and possibly believes providers are incapable of putting to use such a silly notion. Tells ya something about the level of ladies he's been involved with....another big eeewwww.

[QueenSophie]

Originally Posted by Bannedito

They can wash away the wet spots on their beds and the saliva on their pussies, but not the coodies they got from performing bbbj on previous clients earlier in the day. Their clean bed sheets and fresh smelling bodies are just an illusion.

Guess your not too worried about your cooties getting on anyone else while your getting a BJ.

There are plenty of gals out there that only do CBJ. If your so worried about cooties,"search" is friend.

[Eklutna]

Please do a review so that no one else has to experience that without warning!

[Guest030617]

It was me i confess.....


Im kidding...Im kidding

of course im with everyone else....gross!

[dfwninja]

that is pretty scary. I'd be a puff of smoke where this ninja was standing before she even blinked.

one thing though. I know this is a long shot, but it's possible a girl takes a shower and then sits on the bed without thinking, leaving a wet spot (from the shower) without even thinking about it. that would be far less disturbing.


Yes, I've decided I'm going to believe the second, and that way I don't start getting paranoid on visits. lol.

Bannedito, I hope this makes you feel better too my friend. ..

[QueenSophie]

Originally Posted by Eklutna

Please do a review so that no one else has to experience that without warning!

BINGO!

[JustMe68]

Originally Posted by Newb2010

Do most ladies change out the linens/towels after each appointment? I had also visited a provider years ago was touring and made sure all activities were carried out on top of the blanket as her reason was she also was staying there personally after business hrs, never called her again as well.

They absolutely should, and if they don't, run fast! By law, LMTs must change linens after every client, and like VNurse, I also wipe everything down with anti-bacterial cloths before putting the new set on.

Obviously, there are no laws mandating that providers follow sanitary practices, but if you encounter any that don't, please do not put your health at risk or encourage this behavior by going through with the session.

Just one more reason why the hobby should be legalized and regulated.