Is CJ7 still a faggot?

[LexusLover]

"Discuss anything related to politics in this forum. World politics, US Politics, State and Local."

Please note: A person's health/medical condition is not in the list. In fact ....

"#16 - Posting about/Speculating about another person's medical condition is strictly forbidden. If a member encounters a medical issue and would like to get feedback from others or share it with the community, this would be allowed, but under no circumstances is a member to discuss or state anything about another member in this regard, unless it is in response to a question posed by that member."

[JCM800]

Originally Posted by LexusLover

"Discuss anything related to politics in this forum. World politics, US Politics, State and Local."

Please note: A person's health/medical condition is not in the list. In fact ....

"#16 - Posting about/Speculating about another person's medical condition is strictly forbidden. If a member encounters a medical issue and would like to get feedback from others or share it with the community, this would be allowed, but under no circumstances is a member to discuss or state anything about another member in this regard, unless it is in response to a question posed by that member."

CJ posted about this previously....

http://www.eccie.net/showpost.php?p=...8&postcount=12

[Guest040616]

Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy

CJ7 left due to ill health. Sounded serious. I don't think it's necessary or appropriate to denigrate him when he hasn't been here for awhile. I don't think he's doing well.

It does not occur often but I do agree with him on this one.

[Yssup Rider]

Yep... Typical hog wallowing notwithstanding.

[Guest092216]

Originally Posted by Jewish Lawyer

Looks like you have a fat anti-Semite friend, Assup.
Hey THN, hopefully he will pay you by the pound....bitch!!

Additionally, it is not very admirable of either of you fuckheads to applaud domestic violence.

Awe cmon now JL. I had a great day yesterday. Good times. Lots of friends and family and celebrating. I was just giving you a little hell. You have to admit though that line was pretty funny after a few martinis.

While its true I am not a big fan of lawyers, I piled on when I shouldn't have. I apologize. Hope you have a great Sunday, sir.

[LexusLover]

Originally Posted by JCM800

CJ posted about this previously....

http://www.eccie.net/showpost.php?p=...8&postcount=12

JCM ...

Point of order ....

It was allowed for CJ to post about his medical, and he asked no question, but

".....under no circumstances is a member to discuss or state anything about another member in this regard, [U]unless it is in response to a question posed by that member."[/]

I saw (or see) no "question" from CJ.

FYI: He was no favorite of mine, but that is irrelevant to the issue.

The posts in this thread are pure speculation from what CJ posted.

[bambino]

Originally Posted by bigtex

It does not occur often but I do agree with him on this one.

I didn't know the poor fellow has some health issues. I see nothing has changed here. Carry on.

[JCM800]

#16 - Posting about/Speculating about another person's medical condition is strictly forbidden. If a member encounters a medical issue and would like to get feedback from others or share it with the community, this would be allowed, but under no circumstances is a member to discuss or state anything about another member in this regard, unless it is in response to a question posed by that member.

COG referenced something that CJ posted about ....posts about medical problems might just generate some feedback.

Originally Posted by LexusLover

The posts in this thread are pure speculation from what CJ posted.

If there wasn't already a previous post about his condition from him ....then you wouldn't be allowed to "discuss or state anything" about it. That would then be speculation.

[LexusLover]

Originally Posted by JCM800

COG referenced something that CJ posted about ....posts about medical problems might just generate some feedback.

Of course, .... but CJ didn't ask for any "feedback" and then any discussion or statement about it is not allowed.



If there wasn't already a previous post about his condition from him ....then you wouldn't be allowed to "discuss or state anything" about it. That would then be speculation.

By liberally interpreting and selectively enforcing the rule you are opening the door for "feedback" on a topic that was not solicited.

Now his medical "condition" has been UPGRADED with OPINIONS.....without his request for "feedback"!

[LexusLover]

Originally Posted by thathottnurse

While its true I am not a big fan of lawyers, ....

Most folks aren't until they need one.

[Yssup Rider]

Welcome back Bambino!

You haven't been missed, except by the stupidest among us, who doubtlessly feel a shitload smarter now that you're here to occupy the bottom rung again!

Any other incredibly awkward personal shit you want to start up?

[Guest092216]

Originally Posted by LexusLover

Most folks aren't until they need one.

I like them in bed. That's about it.

[IIFFOFRDB]

Q: What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?
A: The caterer.

Q: What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?
A: Lipstick.

Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
A: Your Honor.
Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50
A: Senator.

Q: What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?
A: Accountants know they're boring.

Q: What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?
A: A jury.

Q: Why did God invent lawyers?
A: So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.

Q: What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?
A: The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.

Q: What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?
A: A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.

Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?
A: A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.

Q: What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?
A: One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?
A: After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and God?
A: God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

Q: How are an apple and a lawyer alike?
A: They both look good hanging from a tree.

Q: How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?
A: She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.

Q: How does an attorney sleep?
A: First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.

Q: How many lawyer jokes are there?
A: Only three. The rest are true stories.

Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.

Q: What are lawyers good for?
A: They make used car salesmen look good.

Q: What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?
A: They're both extinct.

Q: What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?
A: Not enough cement.

Q: What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?
A: Skeet.

Q: What do you call a lawyer gone bad.
A: Senator.

Q: What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?
A: His partners.

Q: What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?
A: Taller

Q: What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?
A: A Doberman.

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?
A: The pronunciation.

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?
A: A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
A: The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.

Q: What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?
A: One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.

Q: Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?
A: To practice.

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
A: The lawyer charges more.

Q: What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
A: The tick falls off when you are dead.

Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
A: I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.

Q: Know how copper wire was invented?
A: Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.

Q: Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
A: To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.

Q: What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?
A: Stick his bill up his ass.

Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: Their lips are moving.

Q: Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?
A: New Jersey got to pick first.

Q: Why don't lawyers go to the beach?
A: Cats keep trying to bury them.

Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!

Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.

Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy.

Q: What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.

Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.

Q: Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
A: Take your foot off his head.

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?
A: The bucket.

Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?
A: When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.

Q: What is the definition of a "crying shame"?
A: There was an empty seat.

Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?
A: An offer you can't understand

Q: Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
A: From chasing parked ambulances.

Q: Where can you find a good lawyer?
A: In the cemetery

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?
A: A gigolo only screws one person at a time.

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A: A vampire only sucks blood at night.

Q: Why to lawyers wear neckties?
A: To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.

Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
A: When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.

Q: How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?
A: It might be your bicycle.

Q: What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?
A: The caterer.

Q: Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?
A: Because deep down, they're really good people.

Q: Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
A: If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.

Q: What do lawyers and sperm have in common?
A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.

[LexusLover]

Originally Posted by thathottnurse

I like them in bed. That's about it.

I guess some will barter.

Always had problems converting pussy to groceries down at the Krogers*.

*Or any major chain. Might have better luck at the "ma and pa"!

[Guest092216]

My point is, I try not to use lawyers - unless we're in bed. Most overrated, made-up "necessity" I can think of. Its a racket. Like catholic priests before people could read the Bible for themselves - and just as corrupt. Lawyers like to create a cultural mentality that they are needed for practically everything. That everyone is entitled to this or that. The fault there is that only the people who can afford them get the entitlements. Its classism dressed up as "justice" and one of the biggest lies of America's concept of equality. Fuck lawyers. There's way too many of them encouraging way too many more that their overindulged entitlement is a right and not a privilege.

In all seriousness, I hold lawyers (not the law, but lawyers) primarily responsible for the cancer that's eating away at our culture.